The Fedoraus

“Ew you’re an adult why are you in fandom” Kid, if being mocked for fandom shit wasn’t enough to stop me when I was an actual 15 year old, hearing it from a 15 year old when I’m 30 is genuinely hilarious

i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

ITS BACK

THIS IS MY FAVORITE

IT’S BACK

This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.

oh my god i’ve only seen this in screenshots

ITS BACK

Omg this is glorious 😂😂😂

Whoa

This is too good to reblog.

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Wow.

Who the fuck ripped this fat vape at silent hill I’m trying to find my dead wife

BORN TO BLOG / VERIZON IS A FUCK / Flag Em All 2018 / I am dash man / 410,757,864,530 DEAD TUMBLRS

yall acting like the end of nsfw is gonna be the end of fingers in his ass sunday. acting like there’s gonna be a “last fingers in his ass sunday.” yall really just gonna forget all those kids movies about not being able to kill the spirit of christmas??

I’m singlehandedly going to keep the spirit of fingers in his ass sunday alive and you’re going to like it

its not the LAST fingers in his ass sunday. just the last LEGAL fingers in his ass sunday

I need a noncomprehensive history book that covers Known World History in time periods, like “in this century, all this shit was happening concurrently” and not just all spread out so I have to piece it together like some unpaid uneducated scholar

Harvard University didn’t teach calculus in its first few years after being established because calculus wasn’t invented yet.

Nintendo was founded two years after the Eiffel Tower was constructed

You’re scrolling through your dash, one of your popular mutuals made a textpost. ‘Give me kins reccs,’ it says. You reply in hopes of impressing them, they ignore your contribution. You refresh your dash. New textpost. ‘I’m Mikan from Danganronpa now. No fakes.’ You take a deep breath, that’s one of your unlisted IDs. You ponder if you should drop her or not.. Just then, you get an ask, it’s from your QPP. It reads: ‘Hey Justin is kin with Mikan now and doesn’t like fakes so i have to block you, sorry!’ You try to tell them you’re dropping Mikan, but it’s too late, they already put you on their BYF as their abuser. You cry.

you weren’t meant to relate to this

The funniest part of this is that OP is kin with pewdiepie

I don’t understand any word this shit says

i literally CANNOT and WILL NEVER get over that one Sad Pic with the story of how a girl and a guy were on a motorcycle and he noticed a wall in front of them so he stopped to let her off and then he drove into the wall and died