The Fattish Wonder!

it’s oingo or be boingo’d on this bitch of an earth

I feel sorry for the old man, but it was stealing.  There is no apparently about it. Water is not free, it’s not a right to have it, and people pay must pay for it.  If a government gives a thing to you like utilities, its still not free because they take it from somewhere else, like in taxes.  

Nestle isn’t gonna fuck you

oh shit I just realized “water’s not free” here is also the HOA bootlicker who argued HOAs are good because they protect you from purple houses

Reblogging this version cuz those two gifs show the sexiest duality a man can have.

are you a peach or cherry person ? ice coffee or ice tea ? sleeping in or waking up early ? lipstick or lipgloss person ? daydreamer or planner ?

Reblog this if you think bisexual and pansexual people are both cool and good and can co-exist actually

I know y'all did not read the books but Roald Dahl talks about this in the book. Charlie’s teacher points out the fact that unless you buy a shit ton of bars you’re probably not gonna win. Just like the lottery. Just like how all of the other winners of the tickets bought a shit ton of bars. Except Charlie, who just got lucky. And Charlie was originally black. Literally the whole point of the book was that wonka wanted to give the less fortunate a fair opportunity and it wasn’t fair because the system isn’t fair.

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He was and Mr. Dahl was forced to make him white. Also his widow has spoken and confirmed that as well.

because you shouldn’t believe everything you read on a tumblr post at face value, here is a guardian article confirming that charlie was originally conceived as black but dahl made him white at the behest of his publisher

We need to talk though how the oompa loompas were supposed to be pygmy africans. So slaves?

It's also not a new tactic, Nazis burned down the Reichstag and blamed it on the Communists. It is happening here.