The Fast and The Serious

callout posts in 2015: this user is stealing bones from cemeteries for witch rituals!

callout posts in 2016: this user Actually A Nazi

callout posts in 2017: this user watches an anime I don’t like

callout posts in 2018: i went through this user’s youtube like history and found a video from JonTron that they liked in 2012, proving that they’re a bad person

callout posts in 2019: this user plays E-Rated Video Games, which are meant for children, which seems pretty sus to me idk :/

Neon Genesis Evangelion commission (2020)

candidates have to take a standardized test about government, economics, and current events. no cheating. their answers are published.

candidates have to draw countries out of a hat and play model UN together

candidates have to play as contestants in a political version of the old game show “The Dating Game”, with a random citizen serving as the “single” person looking for their representative match

candidates are given a simulation problem to solve in a limited time, with real political allies and experts potentially on call for them to reach out to. at the end of the time limit all candidates propose their solutions.

candidates have to take a conflict resolution seminar live on stage, and do team building exercises together

a debate, but like in debate club where the candidates don’t know which side they have to argue until the moderator tells them

candidates each have to participate in an “undercover boss” scenario where they do a normal job for a week. the normal job is selected by an independent panel and secret from the candidate until they show up in makeup

Candidates interviewed by a group/series of children ages 3-10

Pictionary (for candidate & running mate pairs)

I stopped posting here a while ago, but I was ping’d about another artist on here by the name of Irene Koh who posted some All Lives Matter bullshit, so just wanted to clarify so no one gets us confused:

BLACK LIVES MATTER. BLACK LIVES MATTER. BLACK LIVES MATTER.

FUCK THE POLICE. DEFUND THE POLICE. SHOVE THAT “ALL LIVES” CRAP UP YOUR ASS. “BLUE LIVES MATTER”? YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME. “BLUE” IS NOT AN IDENTITY THEY CANNOT ESCAPE, IT’S A JOB THEY WILLINGLY CHOSE.

EAST ASIANS *MUST* SHUN THE MODEL MINORITY MYTH AND STEP UP TO PROTECT AND SUPPORT OUR BLACK BROTHERS AND SISTERS. WE HAVE CONSISTENTLY FUCKED THIS UP IN HISTORY AND MUST DO BETTER.

STAY. ANGRY. KEEP THIS RAGE TO FUEL YOU TO FIGHT FOR JUSTICE EVEN WHEN THERE AREN’T PROTESTS HAPPENING.

STAY SAFE. STAY ACTIVE.