The Fangirl Diary

*squats down to look in the refrigerator* fitness

do u ever see stuff customized for little kids and get blown away by how small……children are like…….those little little tiny chairs in preschools…..so small……they sit in those and do their work…….what does someone so small have going on…I know it’s important and they’re working hard…..I love them & I love those little chairs

my anxiety has a loophole that if somebody is else is equally or more uncomfortable I develop the sudden ability to Do The Thing

i cant go and ask for more ketchup for myself but if my friend wants more ketchup im out of my seat in a second

The mom friend override

Nobody seems to remeber that time in 2016 where we literally had clowns chase us with knives and we didn’t do anything

Eva Longoria is everything

lack of intergenerational language exchange is one of the leading causes of language death for endangered and indigenous languages because of this culture of shame attached to “lesser” coded languages so frankly if yr mocking people for not speaking their mother tongue without taking the colonial reasons for this into account, you’re an ignorant prick and you can go fuck yourself like

spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

I sympathise with this doggo.

This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

Lizzie McGuire and Isabella publicly humiliating Paulo and going on to perform What Dreams Are Made Of is the single most important event that ever happened within the walls of The Colosseum like literally name a bigger event. You can’t

i am online and you all have to deal with it

My kink is not opening messages and pretending theyre not there

how can i communicate to wild bunnies that i am their ally