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âž Theo James Hart â˝
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âž Theo James Hart â˝
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"I never really loved you." [from theo for the break your charas heart meme]
Hearing Theoâs words, Isobel swore she could feel her heart break. âYouâreâYouâre lying,â She said.tears streaming down her cheeks. After everything theyâve been through, Isobel couldnât help but wonder where they went wrong. Where she went wrong. âWhat-What did I do?â She asked. She was never one to beg or plead, but the idea of losing Theo was absolutely terrifying. âPlease donât leave..â
ᤠ[theo]
91. âIâm dying.â
She had been pacing through his room for what felt like hours. She had probably worn a hole in his carpet. How do you just tell someone you love something like this? Hearing him call her name, she snapped out of her thoughts. âIâm umâIâm dying.â She said. She had cried so much about it, she was all cried out now.Â
â -Harley
Send âââ for a HEARTBREAKING text.Â
text: thereâs been an accident
text: im gnot goinh to make it
text: tell my mom im sorry
text: i love ypi
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And Iâll generate a number and use the following starters below the cut!
(1-146) mix of angst, nsfw-ish, crack, randome, fluff, all the good stuff. All depends on how you interpret it!)
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Texts from Last Night inspired text starters [nsfw and sfw]
[text]: I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
[text]: I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
[text]: We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
[text]: I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
[text]: two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
[text]: I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
[text]: Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
[text]: According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
[text]: You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
[text]: I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
[text]: What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
[text]: Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
[text]: YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
[text]: Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
[text]: I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
[text]: I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
[text]: You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
[text]: I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
[text]: I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
[text]: Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
[text]: A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
[text]: OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
[text]: Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
[text]: Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
[text]: I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
[text]: I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
[text]: Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
[text]: I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
[text]: Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
[text]: I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
[text]: When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
[text]: Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
[text]: i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
[text]: That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
[text]: I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
[text]: I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
[text]: Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
[text]: I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
[text]: Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
[text]: Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
[text]: I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
[text]: She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
[text]: We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
[text]: So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
[text]: That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
[text]: I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
[text]: Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
[text]: Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
[text]: I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
[text]: Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
[text]: I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
[text]: How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
[text]: Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
[text]: I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
[text]: You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Send âââ for a MORNING text. Send ââ for a text that WASNâT SENT. Send âââ for a RUSHED text. Send âââ for a DRUNK text. Send ââżâ for a SUGGESTIVE text. Send âøâ for a LATE NIGHT text. Send âââ for a HATEFUL text. Send â#â for a RANDOM text. Send â@â for a SCARED text. Send â&â for a LOVING text. Send â%â for a CURIOUS text. Send âăâ for an EXCITED text. Send â$â for an ACCIDENTAL text. Send âââ for a HEARTBREAKING text.
Send in kinks you think my character has.
I will verify, deny, or accept them.
You didnât? Thatâs a mistake there.
Yeah youâre right. Its pretty dumb of me honestly, because thats right where they were.

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âEither could be highly possible. Hell, Itâs possible it was just a stupid study to begin with.â
âIt kinda makes you wonder how they even conducted the study too
I TURN TO YOU||THEOBEL
Isobel: knew Theo didn't feel like the greatest boyfriend in the world. But to her he was and that was all that mattered. "I know. But I'm grateful for you and just...wanted you to know that." She spoke softly and smiled, "That sounds like a great idea."
Theo: laughed, shrugging his shoulders and standing up, grabbing her hand and pulling her up too. "So what are you in the mood for? Chinese? Thai? Pizza?" Theo asked, walking over to the dresser where his phone was sitting, getting ready to call whichever place she wanted.
But canât you work somewhere else?Â
Not something that will pay
âI canât help you if you donât tell me. I wonât tell anyone. Is this something he can be kicked out for?â
âAll I can say is that he hurt my girlfriend. The rest is her secret to tell. I canât-- I canât tell people without her approval first that would be pretty shitty.â
âIf it doesnât work⌠They canât be all that smart then, now can they?â
âNo, they really arenât I guess. Either that or the studies that they supposedly took for determining this, happened on really stupid people.â

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Down the back of the couch? In your bed?
You know, I didnât actually check the couch. Thats a good idea.
I TURN TO YOU||THEOBEL
Isobel: smiled and nodded her head, "I'm grateful for you..if you weren't aware of that already.." She spoke softly. She knew he wasn't a fan of clingyness. Theo was one of the few people Isobel knew she could depend on and trust, aside from her older sisters. She sat up and kissed his cheek. "Thank you..again."
Theo: shook his head giving her a smile. He knew he wasn't the worlds best boyfriend, he probably wasn't even a good one, but he tried. "You don't need to keep thanking me Iz. Now-- I'm starving so lets order something to eat and maybe watch some netflix to get your mind off this?"