Yara✨

Do you ever get that obsessed with a song that no matter how many times you listen to it, it’s never enough, it’s never loud enough, it’s never satisfying enough, but it’s just too powerful to you, to stop listening to

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

when will a husband and wife who are widely rumored to be vampires invite me up to their once-gorgeous mansion which has fallen into some disrepair and then serve a beautiful meal that they barely pick at, sipping from glasses of dry red wine instead as they take turns complimenting me borderline-salaciously while shooting each other conspiratorial looks that i don’t know how to interpret before one of them insists that it’s getting far too late for me to be going back home alone and now i simply must spend the night…..

in case the implied ending wasn’t clear enough: and then i get railed.

u ever want to sit a man down and tell him straight up he is nowhere near as smart as he thinks he is