03. moonchild

i loooove when mcr rustles the branch of a tree and a singular leaf falls to the ground and suddenly everyone i know is online

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"Are you more of a family or career oriented person?" Babygirl im a bed oriented person. Snork mimimi

Y’all… what do you guys do for a living… but describe it in the worst way possible.

"you should be at the club" i should be in the woods. performing the ritual.

Everyone gives Sherlock Holmes a hard time about being mean about Watson's writing, but honestly imagine you told your roommate "sure, you can write up an account of my work for the newspaper," thinking it would be like, about the murder, but then he publishes it and it's 90% about you, as a person, and it's a huge hit and now everyone in London knows that you hoard newspapers and do cocoaine when you're depressed. Because I think you'd be little miffed too.

people are so hard on him but the poor man lives with an influencer who shoots two vlogs a day

people vaguely saying 'the horrors' as shorthand for 'life problems, don't worry about it' in conversations where the problems are not going to be delved into has got to be one of my favorite new Ways Of Speaking that has emerged. like it's polite and vague and succinct enough for impersonal conversation but also extremely honest. it's very funny. The Horrors. we all know of them.

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

"Friends with benefits" and the benefit is being my friend :)

We can also fuck nasty or whatever