The Epic Voice Guy

a group of larval Gentle Aliens enact the sacred ritual of the Cuddle Puddle

Put the milk in before the cereal

#RichLivesMatter

Twitch flies a plane

The sexiest thing in the world is being able to tell someone “it hurts and upsets me when you do this” and instead of them becoming angry and defensive and violent they say “I am sorry I do not want to hurt you let’s figure out a way to resolve this” 😩😩😩😩😩😩 When they meet the bare minimum requirements of emotional maturity 😍💦💦I’m so wet

nintendo shows high society millenials playing the Switch in spacious uptown lofts meanwhile I dropped my DS onto ketchup on a paper plate and licked it clean

don’t 👏🏽 listen 👏🏽 to 👏🏽 twenty 👏🏽 one 👏🏽 pilots 👏🏽 if 👏🏽 you’ve 👏🏽 never 👏🏽 operated 👏🏽 an 👏🏽 airplane 👏🏽

This is precious and exactly what we all need.

Is this an art exhibit jesus christ

“tender, it’s how people meat”

STOP

that bitch deceased

ouch