I Can't, I Have Rehearsal

my favorite is when Kermit’s facial expression is simultaneously an obvious hand in a puppet but also an instantly recognizable and relatable emotion

i’m going to shatter you like glass

Big fucking boy!!!

military certified absolute unit

B O O F

“you cannot kill me in a way that matters” is so raw and powerful but it comes from an incomprehensible shitpost about mushrooms

add it to the list boys

This is everything

volume up for purrs

this is cute as HELL

I’m about to cry

I want my husband to have this accent

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

This is so much better than anything I could’ve envisioned listening to the song.

That is the face of no regrets.

what people don’t realise is that, when it comes to kookaburras, you don’t have a choice about whether your feed them or not. they’re gonna eat your food.