how the fuck do french fries cost EIGHT dollars now?? thats the true sign of a crumbling empire. fries used to be a fuckin guarantee and now i gotta sell a kidney just to get them with my burger out of a fucking TRUCK.

‘twist villain’ is always good of course but i’m such a sucker for ‘twist hero’. specifically as in they write a character to be as suspicious and unnerving as possible without really actually doing anything wrong yet but you just KNOW something is wrong but then surprise. they’re fine actually. all the alleged wrongdoings were either lies harmless or taken out of context. it’s even better if the suspicious aspects of their personality don’t go away after the reveal that they’re a good guy. they just act and look and talk like that for fun. they’re just a little silly

One day I'll forgive myself for all the years I wasted!!! But today I think I'm going to lay down in my bed and torture myself with it

friday 13 you know what that means

the killer

Vermithor saw a guy with silver hair and a beard who ignored the wise advice of his wife and he was like Jaehaerys!! where the hell have you been loca??