The Electric Skull

I mean

look at these things

they’re like tiny

fluffy

dragons

but instead of breathing fire they squeak and cuddle 

in caves

and leaves

and they have funny ears and noses

I mean really

bats are amazing

My doggo, Ezri, who rarely barks and mostly borks.

She’s a German spitz - in the same family as keeshonds and pomeranians. She might be crossed with something else as her freckled coat, non-pointy nose, and personality are not standard for her breed (they’re usually a lot more high energy and excitable - she’s super laid back and chill). She’s a bit less fluffy than breed-standard too, mostly because she’s grown out from her spring/summer trim (not usually necessary/good for her type of coat but she gets terribly itchy otherwise). It also makes her look like a puppy of a large breed:

Ezri’s best friend is Murder Cat, who is a gentle friend to humans and Ezri, but does things to mice that would make Hannibal Lecter go “Isn’t that a bit much?”

I got Murder Cat as a kitten, and she used to try to nurse on everything when she was small. Eventually, she settled on her favourite thing to nurse on, Ezri, who has never had puppies and a little confused at first but eventually went with it. She grew out of it, but they have stayed snuggly buddies ever since.

New Years here is full of fireworks outside and Ezri gets Vry Scared. I usually set her up somewhere with a snuggly spot right by me, and Murder Cat comes and does this all night: 

She goes everywhere with me in my bakfiets (cargo bike) and lets me warm my hands in her fur on cold days.

And her ears disappear if I say her name to get her attention.

ok so great thanks for coming to my TED talk about my dog, good night, drive safe

Look. At. That. Rump.

“I can’t believe you have the nerve! On my planet, even if it’s a weak loser like Yamcha.”

“Ho-ho-ho, you say he’s weak, but Yamcha has far more stamina than your father if I recall correctly…”  (sips tea)

Yamcha: Some that even I don’t have.

Frieza: You shut your mouth!

Bulma: Look Yamcha, I get that you’re desperate for love and admiration, but he’s bad news. Sure he may be a strong intergalactic prince, but he’s also a vile, evil, arrogant,selfish and egotistical little man. He’s destroyed planets just for fun and slaughtered tons of innocent people including your friends! Not to mention he’s not above killing his own allies, so who knows when he decides to stab us in the back. And furthermo-

Puar: Are you talking about Frieza, or your husband?

Bulma: …