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I changed your motherfucking life
Every time you close your eyes and stroke your dick, you will think of me.
You are welcome.
Once again, I gotta thank y’all from the bottom of my fucking [cervix] heart.
Y’all showed tf out. 🏌️🏽♀️👏🏽
The Fappening thats about to occur. ☺️🙃🤤
you say you like teasing and i wonder just how far i can push that statement. do you still like teasing when i have you tied to the bed with your legs spread? do you still like it when i hold a vibrator to you until you’re almost screaming, begging me to stop because it feels too good? do you still like teasing when i draw light circles with my fingertip around where you want me most without giving you just exactly what you want? you say you like teasing and i have to say, with you tied up, panting, and begging, i like it too
i wonder if i will still use tumblr in 5 years
The (un)funny thing about this (seven year old) post is that seven years ago the internet was such that one could reasonably imagine that in 5 years there would be other, better platforms that would make tumblr sort of outdated and cringy. Now the alternatives to tumblr are Corporations Spying On You, Absolute Hellhole Of Discourse Over Tumblr Screenshots, Corporations Spying On You, Tumblr Posts But In Video Form While Corporations And The Chinese Government Spy On You, That Platform You Signed On After The Titty Ban Spread Mass Panic And You Never Used Since, and reddit

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make!! every!! bite!! count!!!
you won’t be in this position for the rest of your life. you don’t have to be. make plans, be spontaneous, move away and find new career opportunities, and you’ll come to find out that there is no single right path for you. there are a million different things you can do, and a billion ways to live this life. you aren’t limited to the idea you have in your mind right now.
Less people, less bullshit. Keep your circle small.
Saud-73
This picture of Prince lives in my mind rent free

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As a chronic over-thinker, I like the idea of getting fucked so thoroughly that I can’t think anymore. For mental health reasons.
bad news, professor, the sixty dollar book of short stories and poems that you "edited" for our english 101 class is out of stock from the school bookstore, the included texts are all available online, and I have constructed a google doc to share with the class.
Kids, if you are in an English 101 class and you have a textbook that costs more than twenty bucks you should check your syllabus and see if the assigned readings are available online.
English 101 professors fucking love stories that were originally published in the New Yorker or poems that are 100 years old.
Are you taking an English 101 class during the fall semester? I give it an 80% probability of including an Edgar Allan Poe short story and you DO NOT PAY for Edgar Allan Poe short stories you go to Gutenberg.org and you read for free. (my class is doing the cask of amontillado and i look forward to memeing with you in october.)
Anyway if you're in an English or Composition class and your professor has assigned the third edition of the Little Seagull handbook this site definitely does not include the entire text at the bottom of the page and you definitely should not save it from there. (i would not recommend trying to download the PDF, tho. Just copy the text.)
Also please, please, please check your college/university’s library! They have the budget you don’t, and mostly do their very best to buy all required textbooks, often including coursepacks. Often you can check out the books for a limited period of time (say a couple hours or a few days) if it’s a required text, OR they may have them electronically for you to download/access. (or both!)
VERY MUCH THIS.
If your campus library is currently open and allowing people to check out books, there is a VERY good chance that your required textbook will be available for on-campus loans of a few hours.
What you do is this:
Wait until you have your syllabus
Go to the library and check out the required text and use a private study room
Use the high resolution camera in your pocket (because almost all of us are carrying one these days) to take pictures of every page of the assigned readings.
Organize the photos into files titled with the name of the class and the due date for each reading
Say "fuck you" to the $300, 1200 page Literary Theory book that you just photographed 87 pages of and live your best academic life carefree.
Also, my dear young friends who are starting college for the first time, I would like to introduce you to the Perdue University Online Writing Lab and its Citation Style Guide.
This is a free online resource that will tell you what the most up-to-date citation style is for MLA, APA, AMA, Chicago Style, and more.
Don't fail your bibliographies, friends.
I was a lit major and even just getting the paperbacks for a bunch of my classes was sometimes prohibitively expensive so I used to:
A) Read a LOT of Dickens on Gutenberg on the tiny screen of my sidekick
and
B) Copy full texts off of gutenberg and print them eight pages to a sheet (four on each side) on printer paper and staple them together.
Here's a fun thing! You can also get a book on kindle, disconnect your kindle from the internet, read the book, and return the book for a full refund. This works best if it's something you can read in a short time and you don't need the device for anything else while you're reading that book.
still can’t believe kanye held estelle hostage until she agreed to sing “i just met this 5′7 guy who’s just my type”
Life imitates art 🤭
Oh look you’ve planned another orgy for me without telling me …
Rubs hands together …
Let me go cut my switches y’all been naaaaauuuughty!!

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when simone de beauvoir said “i’m reliving it, neutralizing it, and transforming it into an inoffensive past that i can keep in my heart without either disowning it or suffering from it. that’s not easy. it’s at once painful and poetic.”