Edible/Audible: Tulum, Pt. 3
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BeTulum is a high end boutique hotel on the beach with a hippie dippy spirit. Â Lush entrance area with inspirational signs reminding you to smile or breathe or let go. Â Itâs quite nice but they failed to tell us there was a 500 peso minimum for using their chairs, fostering a bit of resentment but we got over it.Â
The beach restaurant ainât cheap and was filled with all kinds of healthy granola parfait types of concoctions and fancy infused cocktails. Â There was a disclaimer on the menu that they used some secret ingredients in their cocktails too. Â I didnât take it to heart at the time but after having one I began to wonder if the world around me had a little extra sparkle...Â
Fish tacos - Grouper grilled over a wood flame so it had some smoke and the crunchy slaw made this generous portion of tacos a real winner. The view is nice too.
BeTulum salad - Some good nibbling on the beach with the fruit and sweet potato components jazzing this salad up. Â Strange combos that make for solid first and second bites. Â After that it got a little muddled to me.Â
Sidenote: This part of Mexico (if not the whole country) seems to be pretty fixated on Frida Callo, as you can see from this brightly colored cigar box that BeTulum used to deliver the check to us.Â
HARTWOOD: THE 1ST ATTEMPT
As I mentioned in an earlier post, Hartwood is THE PLACE everyone says you have to try when in Tulum.  The story goes something like this⌠a New York City chef gets tired of the grind, moves to Tulum to start a restaurant that cooks with no electric appliances (mostly over wood fires), makes connections with local food suppliers so all meat/veggies are locally sourced, gets written up in the New York Times, has people waiting for hours while on vacation to get a seat.Â
All reservations at Hartwood have to be made day-of unless you have a party over 8.  We were told that they start taking reservations at 4pm but when we arrived we were told that in fact they actually start at 3pm⌠Abandon ship!  Skip down if you want to see how things turned out the next day.  SPOILER ALERT: We got in and it was awesome.Â
DINNER: POSADA MARGHERITA
This place received lots of rave reviews from friends that said âGo here when youâve had enough tacos and are ready for some pastaâ so we went there as a backup plan after our failed Hartwood attempt. Â Itâs a beautifully situated restaurant on the beach that sets the mood with candlelight and a pricey wine list. Â We got there just after seven and barely beat the rush. Â The host was a little dismissive and had that we-donât-need-you attitude but we worked through it and got a table.Â
I gotta be honest with my review (otherwise, why would you bother reading it?). Â The pasta was good but nearing in on 300 pesos a bowl (over $20), it wasnât THAT good. Â Nice experience if youâre looking for NYC on vacation in a warm setting. Â Not gonna give it high marks though.Â
Today we would do it. Â We were determined to get into Hartwood. Â Fixated on a meal all day. Ridiculous people are we.Â
So we relax at the hotel and roll out to Hartwood at 2:15 to make sure we could get our name in when reservations opened up at 3. Â
Upon arrival, thereâs already a line 40-50 people deep of mostly NYers who apparently love waiting for buzzy restaurants on vacation as much as they do in their natural habitat back in Manhattan or Brooklyn.  Ourselves included. GUILTY.  The line starts moving at 3pm and as we get closer someone says thereâs a party of 30 thatâs already got a good portion of the seats locked in.  Not looking good⌠and sure enough, we got three people away from the hostess stand when the decree was made.  All reservations taken!  Â
However, we were informed that the first seating every night at 5:30 was reserved for walk-ups. Â And so, we returned at 4pm with books in tow (and a water bottle full of anejo tequila) to wait it out. Â THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN, DAMNâT! Â And it did:Â
I have a hard enough time making decisions at a normal meal. Â Imagine one that has taken a total of about 5 hours of effort. Â Everything sounded terrific too. Â We were back and forth and back again. Â The servers were nice but they didnât really have the time to deal with this dilly dallying.
Iâd start with a mezcal mojito with mezcal-soaked grapefruit adorning the top. A few sips in, a conversation with the chef and we were ready to order!Â
Empanadas Lechon Tizimin -Â Empanadas with cochinita pibil (suckling pig) and pickled fruits and Mayan basil. Â Oh yeah. This was going to be good... Â What a fine crunchy corn-encasement of soft and sensuous suckling pig meat you are. Â Nice that you brought your friends pickled pineapple and Mayan basil along for bright bites of acidity, sweet and herbaceous. Â Where can I find pickled pineapple back in NYC? I crave it now.Â
Ensalada Tomate Milpa -Â Tomatoes originated in the Yucatan and having sought this destination as an escape from winterâs tireless grip, a simple salad made up of beautiful chunks of tomato, pickled onion and crumbly cotija cheese made thoughts of those snowdrift-lined streets of NYC melt away.Â
Costillas Al Agave - While waiting in line outside of Hartwood, Iâd salivatingly seen the kitchen staff take a tray of ribs and break âem down.  This is one of the dishes that put this place on the map and with good reason.  Ribs cooked ever-so-slowly over wood flames âtil they fall apart, brushed with a sweet and sour tamarind glaze, laid over slaw and banana peppers then crowned with a crunchy crown of chicharon⌠A king emerges reigning over two distinctly different worlds: Southern BBQ and the lost paradise of Mayan jungle feasts.Â
Pulpo Platter - We werenât going to get the octopus.  We had octopus on several occasions already on the trip.  None had hit the spot.  Thank you to our waitress who insisted that we change our mind.  This was truly the best octopus dish I have ever had.  Braised and then charred in their woodfire ovens.  Smokey, crunchy and then soft as butter.  Melt in your mouth is a cliche.  Cliches work. Thatâs what this shit did and I melted along with it.Â
Hartwood may have been a pain in the ass to get into and if thatâs not something youâre willing to deal with, I really donât blame you at all. Â In fact, I applaud you. Â For me, I couldnât resist and I gotta say that between the octopus and ribs it was actually really worth it. Â And if I find myself back in Tulum, I would likely do it all again! Â Gluttons take punishment.
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