"Santa, I am planning on sailing around the world for Christmas and sell my wares! I reckon I can do it in one night. What do think?" "Bluebeard, I think that's an excellent idea. But I'm not so sure about SELLING anything on Christmas. . . After all I do it all for free." "Free? You do all that for free?! Are you kidding?! That's great! The kids are gonna love YOU!!"


















