PETITION TO DELETE TINDER
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we're not kids anymore.

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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shark vs the universe

oozey mess
Jules of Nature

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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PETITION TO DELETE TINDER

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I hate that it’s the right note so much
this is honestly so beautiful musically
Anime Girl: *breathes* Her Tiddies:
my cat does this before he pukes
Hey so ya’ll know how in The Incredibles Bob takes his ripped suit to Edna to patch? But she insists on also making him a new suit? Then later Helen notices the signs of the patch and immediately clues in that something is up? So she goes to talk to Edna and finds out Edna has not only patched Bob’s suit but made them all new suits? Which sends Helen after Bob when she realizes he’s in trouble?
The scene that has always stuck with me in that series of events is Helen noticing the patch job. It’s set up that Helen is suspicious, or at least wondering about the changes in Bob’s routine, but she doesn’t think anything terrible. Even before she sees the patch she vacuums up the dust of that self-destruct message from earlier, signaling she is on the verge of discovering Bob’s secrets.
But it’s Edna who tells Helen what is happening, through the incredibly obvious patch she does for Bob.
Because I don’t think a fabrics and textile genius like Edna Mode, who can make an indestructible suit, or a suit that can withstand 5000 degrees, would be incapable of patching a tear without any sign of that same work.
Not to mention a sloppy patch job would be an affront to Edna’s incredible sense of pride in the work she does.
So, I propose Edna purposefully patched Bob’s suit in such a way that she knew Helen would notice and come see her.
Thanks for coming to my super TedTalk
You know just how long 2018 has been? You know how long?
Did you even remember there was an Olympic games this year? Because I didn’t. I thought oh, last year. No. There was a winter Olympics in Korea and I forgot about it.
You know how long this year has been? The tide pod thing happened in January of this year
The royal wedding was only in May I am so upset
Black Panther came out in February

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Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection
this is the funniest thing i have ever read
Hey other game devs:
Same character. Try again.
Please. Why would you do this to yourself
Hey other game devs:
I see a little silhouetto of a man
not to be harry potter on main but i honestly think the fantastic beasts series would have been so much more interesting if it was just about the beasts. i don’t give a fuck about grindelwald, just give me a movie about an eccentric wizard travelling the world looking for magical animals and teaching us the power of friendship
newt’s character should have been like the crocodile hunter but in a wizard hat send tweet

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Me: can I get a glass of wine please?
Employee: sir this is McDonalds
Me: oh fuck I am so sorry… Can I get a McWine?
“When me and John have a fight as father and daughter in sign language early in the film he was the most dominant character, and I was supposed to cower to his needs. But as we started filming it I said I would begin to rebel. He loved that idea.” Millicent Simmonds had a true impact on the film with her alterations. “At the end when he signs, ‘I love you.’ I said I think he needs to say, ‘I’ve always loved you.’ Because that covers the difficult period. Then when I suggested that he cried.” This proves the importance need for diversity and representation in cinema.
A Quiet Place (2018) dir. John Krasinski
me talking to a film major
me: hey
them: *talks about pulp fiction or whatever*
me: i love high school musical 2

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This dog was depressed for 2 years after his best friend died, but then this duck showed up
“Hey friend sorry I’m late, I reincarnated in a part of the world I’m not familiar with so it took me a while to find you again”
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who thought that.
I miss sleeping next to someone
fucking idiot doesn’t even know the clone jutsu lol
I hate how fucking funny this is