There's No Rest For the Rest of Us

Of all the times to not be able to find the *slams reblog button!* meme.

DOGS SHOULDN’T EAT ONIONS!!! THEY CAN CAUSE A LOT OF PAIN OR EVEN DEATH.

Bruh, it’s an apple.

him eating apple floss

oh my goddd. I thought it was great from the beginning but it only gets better

“ARE YOU READY TO ROCK??” the hyped-up rock singer shouts at the wild crowd. suddenly everyone goes silent. one lone soul from near the back shouts back “no, we arent.” everyone else murmurs in agreement. the concert is over.

Don’t ever beg for a friendship or relationship with anyone. If you don’t receive the same efforts you give out.. lose that contact b

could they have made the figure of this man any darker and more ominous

The meat is far in the back, look deeper, Fortunato.

I had to see this so everyone else has to see it.

The shoulder tap in the last picture

“Hello ma'am you’re sitting on my mans dick please get up.”

Very good

Almost TOO good

today my gf said “when donkey asks shrek what his name is, shrek pauses before he says shrek, and i’m convinced he came up with it on the spot.” we weren’t even talking about shrek. i can’t stop thinking about it or about how lucky i am to be with her