bad dreams

Yall ever remember how fucking weird Dragon Age: Origins was ? You have the dragon blood cult, a insane lady wispering a poem about cannibals to you before she kills herself, after which you fight monster who is made of tits, and who can forget when you had to get involved in a feud between a talking tree and crazy nut guy who lived in the woods

That doesn’t sound right but I don’t know enough about Dragon Age: Origins to dispute it

These are all accurate

can’t stop thinking about how da2 stars absolute madman/woman Hawke dragging around a bunch of raging bisexuals, a policewoman who can bench press all of them, a scottish fuckboy turned priest, a sibling with gen z depression and a sexy sexy dwarf running errands for the mayor and their local farmer while everyone keeps telling them to end racism but all they really want is to be a dragon.

imagine if quentin didn’t kill leandra at the end of da2 act 2, and he was just some weird blood mage dating your mom and you just had to deal with that