You need a mess of help to stand alone

Chan: so if you have 27 apples-

Felix: why do I have so many apples?

Hyunjin: yea last time I checked you need money to buy apples

Jeongin: Felix has money?

Chan: it’s just part of the question. Anyways, and if you give 10 to a friend-

Seungmin: why would I give so many apples to a friend?

Changbin: yea I spent good money on those apples

Chan: it’s just- whatever *goes back to lesson* what do you have left?

Minho: a very well planned out murder

Jisung: why couldn’t they just buy their own apples?

Felix: yea I didn’t spend money just so you can take what I bought

Seungmin: why does Felix have so many apples though?

Felix: I’m an impulsive buyer

Jeongin: I thought you were Australian

Chan: Jesus fucking chri-

Minho: just throw the apples at their head instead

Jisung: how you like them apples? *shitty pun*

Changbin: never do that again

Jisung: shut up you short ass bi-

Felix: yeo don’t call him that

Jisung: I speak the truth

Felix: I mean, yea, but still

Woojin: *walks in* how’s the math going?

Hyunjin: Felix bought 27 apples

Woojin: *points at Felix* what the hell did I tell you last time? The grocery store probably thinks we’re insane

Hyunjin: I don’t blame them

Minho: especially with Felix being a headass

Jeongin: isn’t Felix Australian?

Jisung: okay

Minho: sure

Chan: if you want to live give me all your money

Jisung: bold of you to assume that I have money

Minho: bold of you to assume I want to live

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

(10/16 社食 カレーライスセット お肉だらけのカレー大会 : NO DRINK, NO LIFEから)

いつものゴロゴロお肉カレー 煮込み不足かいつもより少し固かったけど 美味しさに変わりなし。 カレーオンザ温玉最高かよ 腹パン！

your existence gives me hope