mekahalI

i bet people dont understand that im joking 800% of the time

I just spit out my drink

fed306 cactus—cutie

this is accurate for me though lol

Bae: wow such big fingers! I wonder what you can do with them ;) Me: *stretches hand from the third to the twelfth fret*

THIS

"Fuck you" well if you insist.

"my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future" if you insist

the last one made me lol

nic cage is proud

shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with

shout out to people who can have regular conversations with you naked.

shout out to being naked

It'll always be strange. There'll never be a good time. 

*four