The Attempt at Nerd

My fucking blorbo. Glorbo.My wet cat. My sad wet kitty kitty blorby blibby 🥺 am i right guys

my partner and i have become fixated on this stupid comment left by a conspiracy theorist on instagram and we can't stop saying it and i just know i'm gonna slip up and say it to a normal person

imposter syndrome is so funny like fuuuuck i hope nobody finds out im tricking people into thinking im competent by knowing things and doing them

every person you meet will have one bit that only they find funny. it is important that you hate that bit as much as possible in order to enrich their experience of doing the bit. it is part of the enjoyment of the bit

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

All gays will go to hellsite

What if in hellsite but not gay

NO!

I vote for John Green to buy tumblr. Whatever he does with it would be deserved.

Respectfully, I would not buy tumblr for negative one million dollars. No one who is healthy wants the kind of power associated with owning a social media platform.

i go to bars and coffee shops and breweries and libraries and thrift stores all the time by myself and i have a chill banger time i love my own company. so why is the grocery store a warzone. im fighting for my life. barely make it out alive. if someone even looks at me i want to blow them up with my mind

idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

where's that picture that ruined my life

I love when you recognize junji ito’s style and you read on not knowing if it’s going to be horrific or just cute cat stuff

Someone asking me for my hobbies is so humiliating.... I like to play and have fun. I like to smile and draw. I like putting words in an order. Sometimes I laugh and grin.