The Doctor

Thanks.

It’s very confusing when other people have the same na-er, no.. same title as me.

I see it and it is very alarming.

RIP Captain Jack Harkness you would have loved - oh nvm he's back lol

I hate it when he does that..

Vote for me I'll bring back the dinosaurs

There’s a whole overdone franchise about how bad of an idea that is, I WILL still be voting for you though.

This is so true and real and I will vote for you twice now

Not again..

Everytime the Doctor says that they're the last of the time lords, it adds one (1) additional regeneration to either the Master or the Rani

Look.

If you as a business use AI to generate your ads, you immediately lose any credibility and I will not purchase anything from you.

Perception filter..? I know those are fairly common, but it’s still weird seeing people mention them in the wild like this.

// Please don’t say things that’ll mess with my head. @_@

Perception filter..? I know those are fairly common, but it’s still weird seeing people mention them in the wild like this.

gmail = garry's mail

Yes. Definitely. Absolutely.

[ ..You aren’t from this universe, are you? ]

Me? What do you mean? I know Doctor Freeman, I'm literally from city 17!

Easy. I got sucked into a portal. Got a toolgun and physics gun. Eventually got bored and came back to my own dimension, y'know, half-life, and realized I still had that stuff with me.

Eli couldn't take it from me, but he did try.

It looked like you. It'd be worrying if it wasn't you.

Why? Why is that a problem to you?

I Don't Remember Ever Hiring You, But I Have Been To Aperture In The Past

Uh... what did I just walk in on? The hell does "meta" mean, in this context? Are you saying there's a meta to reality?

I, uh.... Huh. That's odd. I.... can't remember that. Although I'm pretty certain it musta happened, since I'm here and all. I think I vaguely remember some kinda big fall down an elevator shaft, or something. Maybe I died there and I'm dreaming all this up! ...Nah, that's not likely. I'm sure it's fine that I can't remember, though.

{ The reason you can’t remember it is because it never happened, Mr. Calhoun. The writers just handwaved it away so you’d show up in the sequel. they didn’t think up a story for you escaping, you just did. }

O-oh... Really? I mean, that seems kinda far-fetched... They can change reality to whatever they want? That's, uh... terrifying.

So, what? We're just.. stuck in some kinda limbo until they make the next one?

You can go to other universes? How the hell are you doing that?

Nice, that's a good one. Uh, If ya need help fixing it if it gets broken or anything, I was a mechanic at black mesa and also aperture for a while, so I know a thing or two.

@aperture-hr-official YOU DID WHAT WITH MY SPACESUIT???

aussie or brit, call it now

Aussie.

Yeah let me just fly the Tardis at microscopic size into this random person’s EAR!

REALLY don’t do that.

So— how did you get there, then..?

Not my fault this time.

You just threw them at me. In no world would that have ever worked.

wwcjd what would captain jack do?

Do you really want to know that?