Dimensional Cafe

@dimensional-cafe

rp/ask blog for three characters Steve, Thales and Jeal who maintain an interdimensional cafe.

78 posts

Intro: The cafe itself is a small space between dimensions Steve set up using old tech recycled from his previous adventures and work. Meant to be a haven for a short rest, travelers will find themselves entering from a random door in their dimension and typically exiting out of the exact same door. Sometimes mishaps happen, or you meet Steve wandering in places he shouldn't be. Rarely will Jeal or Thales leave the cafe themselves unless prompted to or Steve pulls them out.

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#Charater Details #Steve #Thales #Jeal #Intro post #rp blog #ask blog

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dimensional-cafe

@doomguy-offical Well I'm somewhere...Is that a partial giant mech? I'm below it.

doomguy-offical

Yeah. Come up the elevator.

dimensional-cafe

Cool. Alright I'm on my way up.

dimensional-cafe

I've grabbed a variety of pastries, cake slices and doughnuts since you didn't specify much other than baked goods.

....you don't have any allergies do you?

doomguy-offical

Not that I know of.

dimensional-cafe

Uhh worst case we see if those orbs of yours can help if that happens?

doomguy-offical

I'll be fine.

dimensional-cafe

.....If you say so.

Where can I put everything?

doomguy-offical

Set it down On my dest over there.

dimensional-cafe

There. That should be all of it.

....interesting decor.

#doomguy official #thales

dimensional-cafe

@doomguy-offical Well I'm somewhere...Is that a partial giant mech? I'm below it.

doomguy-offical

Yeah. Come up the elevator.

dimensional-cafe

Cool. Alright I'm on my way up.

dimensional-cafe

I've grabbed a variety of pastries, cake slices and doughnuts since you didn't specify much other than baked goods.

....you don't have any allergies do you?

doomguy-offical

Not that I know of.

dimensional-cafe

Uhh worst case we see if those orbs of yours can help if that happens?

doomguy-offical

I'll be fine.

dimensional-cafe

.....If you say so.

Where can I put everything?

#doomguy official #thales

dimensional-cafe

@doomguy-offical Well I'm somewhere...Is that a partial giant mech? I'm below it.

doomguy-offical

Yeah. Come up the elevator.

dimensional-cafe

Cool. Alright I'm on my way up.

dimensional-cafe

I've grabbed a variety of pastries, cake slices and doughnuts since you didn't specify much other than baked goods.

....you don't have any allergies do you?

doomguy-offical

Not that I know of.

dimensional-cafe

Uhh worst case we see if those orbs of yours can help if that happens?

#doomguy official #thales

dimensional-cafe

@doomguy-offical Well I'm somewhere...Is that a partial giant mech? I'm below it.

doomguy-offical

Yeah. Come up the elevator.

dimensional-cafe

Cool. Alright I'm on my way up.

dimensional-cafe

I've grabbed a variety of pastries, cake slices and doughnuts since you didn't specify much other than baked goods.

....you don't have any allergies do you?

#doomguy official #thales #just imagine him with a stack of boxes. got heatstroke so no drawings today

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aperturehrdept-official

{ I’ve just gotten an alert from the Norwegian branch that.. something has washed up on a beach in a smallish fishing town. I’ll check it out later, see if it needs some sort of monitoring setup or not.. }

aperturehrdept-official

{ Alright, this thing is definitely gonna need to be monitored.. There’s no way in hell it isn’t anomalous in some direction. }

dimensional-cafe

Is it friend-shaped?

aperturehrdept-official

{ You tell me.. }

{ From what we can tell it’s some sorta teleport or phasegate or something. I’ve gotten one of Icarus’s.. clones doppelgängers to Anchor a test dummy to the boardwalk and toss it in, We’ll be pulling it back out after a few minutes to assess the condition of the dummy, check if it’d be safe for a humanoid to go through. }

dimensional-cafe

Hmm not that friend-shaped to me. It's also too cold for me to stick around long here.... What if I go through?

#aperture hr department #steve #Steve is like the size of large dog. He may fit or you may want warn him about getting stuck #Also fun fact I used an anklyosaurus model as a proxy for him in gmod when I played around in it

aperturehrdept-official

{ I’ve just gotten an alert from the Norwegian branch that.. something has washed up on a beach in a smallish fishing town. I’ll check it out later, see if it needs some sort of monitoring setup or not.. }

aperturehrdept-official

{ Alright, this thing is definitely gonna need to be monitored.. There’s no way in hell it isn’t anomalous in some direction. }

dimensional-cafe

Is it friend-shaped?

#aperture hr official #Steve

astronaut-offical

Dear aliens,

I am writing to ask you something: Why on earth do you steal cows?? I have nothing against this (unlike the farmers who might wonder where their cows disappeared) - I'm just curious :3

Sincerely,

Astronaut.

dimensional-cafe

I haven't been stealing cows, but is asking nicely for their milk stealing from farms?

#astronaut offical #steve

I don't think that's how that works.

#thales #I saw this today and had to take a photo

doomguy-offical

BAHAHAHAHAHA

HIS ASS LIKES JAKE FROM STATE FARM

doomguy-offical

Jake rejected him lmaooo

i can't even have anything can i

uac-pacific-official

If its any comfort, You, Sam as a human, fell head over heels for Flynn right after I made you.

doomguy-offical

Ew.

uac-pacific-official

Oh yeah. You heard me. You're both gonna get married, and you're gonna have a kid. And that kid is gonna be VEGA.

doomguy-offical

Ain't VEGA Sam's Dad?

uac-pacific-official

Technically, he isn't as Samuel and VEGA. And.. the Father is Samuel's *adoptive* dad. Davoth made them both

doomguy-offical

Jeez, I ain't sure what's worse, people making me get same pregnant with his own dad, or people shipping me with the secretary that runs an island who happens to resemble a dog.

.. that isn't just "shipping"

I'm pretty sure Nintendo confirmed that they're married.

I could be wrong though.

doomguy-offical

You are.

STOP AVOIDING THE TRUTH, SLAYER.

doomguy-offical

Stop being a fucking dipshit and taking shit from IGN.

The second one is from Bethesda and Doom's twitter accounts.

doomguy-offical

And it's showing us together in smash, because we're friends.

...

Okay, whatever, I'm not entertaining an idiot.

doomguy-offical

Dont you kill children

How does this pertain to what I said?

doomguy-offical

Just shows your character, is all. I'd Rather be an idiot than a coward who doesn't pick on people his own size.

I've killed adults before, it's just that...

A child's fear is much more...

Amplified, than that of an adult.

doomguy-offical

D

doomguy-offical

dimensional-cafe

Ah right. Afton. You're banned on principle of being a child killer. Don't expect that level of strength to allow you to get in.

#doomguy official #absolute afton #jeal

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Don't mind the giant alien cat sunbathing up in the branches above us. That's just Jeal.

dangerous-crow-boy

Cure restlessness with this one simple trick! Fly into the sun.

aperturehrdept-official

( I know better than to do that. Especially when my name is literally Icarus. )

dimensional-cafe

Oh, I could go for a vacation in the sun again.

#Steve #aperture hr official

Gravity is a menace.

Steve, I have the strong urge to hold you like a panini and cherish you forever.

That's all.

Aww Thank you!

#steve #answered ask

aperturehrdept-official

You have a device that can stop time? -Jeal from @dimensional-cafe

{ Multiple, yes. }

{ For some reason they’re all stopwatch shaped.. I guess it makes sense with ‘em being time stoppers, but still, it’s a bit boring having them all be the same shape. A detonator shaped one would be a nice change. }

yafcukedupofficial

WOAH WOAH WOAH! YOU CAN’T JUST STOP TIME WILLY-NILLY LIKE THAT! THERE’S RULES TO TIME TRAVEL Y’KNOW! YOU CAN **REALLY** FCUK SHIT UP BY DOING THAT.

aperturehrdept-official

{ Calm down, none of this is messing with your timelines or timestreams. }

dimensional-cafe

I would assume it wasn't if they were still stable at the present moment.

#Jeal #aperture hr official

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dimensional-cafe

@doomguy-offical Well I'm somewhere...Is that a partial giant mech? I'm below it.

doomguy-offical

Yeah. Come up the elevator.

dimensional-cafe

Cool. Alright I'm on my way up.

#doomguy official #thales

@doomguy-offical Well I'm somewhere...Is that a partial giant mech? I'm below it.

#doomguy official #thales

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