the death of the lamb

realistically speaking if I HAD to choose, I'd choose Hannibal as a dad because if the biggest predator loves me then I'm not afraid of anything. secondly, it would greatly benefit my hypochondriac mind because doctor. third, rich. fourth: psycho yes but stable. whereas Will is not only unstable, he's also incapable of bonding with anyone besides dogs and Hannibal. he also has major incestual tendencies which are very fun in fanfiction but not so fun irl

i can't comment but am genuinely curious, what makes you ascribe 'major incestual tendencies' to Will?

his moral ocd combined with his instability + exacerbated sexual energy that he constantly merges with violence and/or things he considers "bad/wrong". like that's a recipe for getting weird with a child of his own. his mind would go crazy. then he has episodes of dissociation or whatever the fuck those are (not the encephalitis ones, the ones where he STILL has in season three for example)...that looks like a problem lol.

realistically speaking if I HAD to choose, I'd choose Hannibal as a dad because if the biggest predator loves me then I'm not afraid of anything. secondly, it would greatly benefit my hypochondriac mind because doctor. third, rich. fourth: psycho yes but stable. whereas Will is not only unstable, he's also incapable of bonding with anyone besides dogs and Hannibal. he also has major incestual tendencies which are very fun in fanfiction but not so fun irl

hannibal has incestual tendencies too tho (at least in the books)

yes in the book mischa and auntie have weird vibes but book Will isn't show Will so I can't compare or mix things up. in the show the pattern there with Hannibal is way less sexual-trauma related. Will and his moral OCD would be like. one breath away from turning into some nasty shit with a child.

love how Hugh has been twink, daddy, Father and dad and then there's Mads who's just permanently daddy. even when he's bbg he's daddy like

I call hannibal mommy not that it matters or anything

he's just as daddy as he is mommy he has transcended binaries

imagine being on twitter debating dumb shit right now when you could be talking about cock on tumblr

Fear not the author who predates a scene with “CONTENT WARNING: dehumanization, medical torture, gore, angst, hurt/no comfort, lack of bodily autonomy, and needles”. Because that will just be a mild angst scene at most with a lab back drop. But DO fear the author who says “lotssss of gore in this one guys” with no further elaboration.

Love how Will just accepted as normal psychiatrist behavior to be accompanied to a doctor's appointment and exams like babes that's not

Will Graham is a stoner

hell no he's def a coke guy I mean ffs he was a COP lmfao that's like. their drug of choice, they looove it. it makes men feel powerful and oh boy does Will Graham have a raging boner for power

note to self: do NOT think about hannigram growing old together and like old, old, like h is 96, will is 86, and h's sitting on a little chair by the window, the one he always sits, it's his chair, he just sits, looks out the window, just looks, trembling hands bringing a mug of coffee to his lips, takes forever for him to finish it, and Will looks at him, knows he doesn't have much time left and just goes to him, H looks up, smiles, kisses his hand, like hello, like goodbye, like my love, my love, there you are.