Cricket!

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

it’s psychological horror to YOU. to me it’s a romcom

it's a romcom to YOU. to me it's psychological horror

i’m just having fun. hatred is involved but i’m just having fun

big fan of characters with abandonment + attachment issues so profound that they leave claw marks in everything they touch but would sooner gnaw off their own leg than admit they just want someone to stay for once. in a totally normal well adjusted and not at all projecting way of course.

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on

@moocowart

i know kindness exists because i am kind

lesbians can never just say i love you its always gotta be shit like "my coven is claudia"

I was joking and said that rio is the og loser lesbian and then I realized that she totally actually is. She’s a fucking entity that agatha harkness whipped and turned into the ultimate and THE ORIGINAL loser lesbian lover girl omg.