help yourself

forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh you wanted T as in testosterone. i thought you meant T as in T-virus resident evil. well the good news is that you're still gonna transform at least

rage baiting my fat missile pt 20

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

after watching better call saul im even more insane about pluribus. cuz what the fuck do you mean we get a show about lesbian kim wexler with rhea seehorn giving the performance of a lifetime??? what a time to be alive

"yeah with flu season coming im chugging orange juice everyones sick all the time i need to take some elderberry whats this mystery illness going around haha" put the KN95 back on i swear to fucking Gd

the laptop cd drive is a sort of dead wife

they don't tell you this but you can actually watch a movie

this might even also apply to tv show

what if you were a MED STUDENT and it was you FIRST SHIFT in emergency medicine and then you spilled MYLANTA on yourself and you had to CHANGE YOUR SCRUBS and then a patient BLED all over you and you had to CHANGE YOUR SCRUBS and RIGHT AFTER THAT a boy BARFED BLOOD all over you and you had to CHANGE YOUR SCRUBS and then a some guy PEED on you and you had to CHANGE YOUR SCRUBS and you looked like a BABY OWL