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do we think this is a hidden feature?

I got this and within the car ride home from hot topic it broke, but hey its canon🤷‍♀️

#murder drones #glitch #tessa james elliot #wtf guys #but literally #Right after I got home

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Art Block hit hard

I cant think of anything to drawwwwwwwwwww;-;

anyone have ideas?

;-;

#art block #art #ocs #drawing #my art

bo0zey

i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

thotketraccoon

typette-deactivated20150825

thotketraccoon

HOLY SHIT OH YM GOD OH MY OG DFLSKDFJASSLDFKJDFSA

queen0fm0nsterz

CURSED

two-kids-in-a-trenchcoat

So i was just going to screenshot this post and-

jackofgreen

danhowellsfeet

this is the pic that wont load for any of us apparently

sapient-marshmallow-princess

this… this is why humanity is doomed

stories-i-guess

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

IM FUCKING LOOSING IT

I LOVE FROZEN

THIS IS PERFECT

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

thechoild

This is cursed but amazing at the same time

ryanhatesthis

bubblysun

i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

ktkeen96-deactivated20141121

ITS BACK

ryanvallejo-deactivated20150514

THIS IS MY FAVORITE

sassafras--manson-deactivated20

IT’S BACK

khan2kool

This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.

phobs-heh

gonna reblog it everytime

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

IT HAS RETURNED TO US

bog-dwelling-butch

Wow I have not seen this in years, tumblr classic

stories-i-guess

It’s against the law to not reblog it every time you see this post.

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piosplayhouse

Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

wolfcat-hybrid

OP which clinics have evil penises

OP please

OP we need to know

OP please

😂

what the actual HELL even IS an evil penis?!

aktugawas-eyebrows

spot the difference

thechoild

ecto-hazard

uh oh! one of your organs has mysteriously vanished! Spin this wheel to find out which one!

HOW DEAD ARE YOU?

literally instantly dead

not immediately dead, but theres no hope

MAYBE you have time to make it to a hospital, no guarantees you survive

you can get medical help and survive, but itll be rough

youll recover and should be able to go back to a mostly normal life after this

not bad at all you might not even notice

somehow youre doing better now?????

you already dont have this organ

Voting ended onFeb 17, 2025

statistical-distr-of-polls

Shape: Unimodal, Roughly Symmetrical

th3-r4t-48

WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?????

ssnogcb

AGAIN..........

agathokakolog1cal-deactivated20

cerebellum

im like?? paralysed i guess?

beanthebugboi

God fucking dammit I was gonna make a joke about how close I was to getting Bite of 87'd but @th3-r4t-48 beat me to it

anyway @wrens-baked-in-sugar this spinner seems right up your alley

wrens-baked-in-sugar

my fucking heart!!! @sarkylittlemonstermust of stolen it <333 (oki you have to do it too now :))

beanthebugboi

@sarkylittlemonster (since the tag didn't work) :)

thechoild

Im fine

reyturnofbensolo

I mean I want them, but I already have each of them separately(+ it’s $40)!! Happy V-Day❣️

💕

thechoild

their gonna make me spend another $40 on funko pops! I'VE ALREADY SPENT $75 ON THEM!!!!!

ps: I have more!

honey002

In regards of the Trump government scraping all trans inclusion in its queer information portion of its websites I have made this thing. Spread the word. Don't let them pretend we never existed.

P.S: Don't like! Reblog! <3

beanthebugboi

Friendly reminder that these are the people who fought for LGBTQ+ rights in the Stonewall Riots:

Marsha P Johnson (a trans woman)

Sylvia Rivera (a trans woman)

Miss Major Griffin-Gracy (you guessed it, a trans woman. Still alive and still fighting for our rights.)

Stormé DeLarverie (a drag king)

Anyone who tries to exclude trans people, BIPOC, drag artists, etc, from queer rights doesn't know anything about queer history.

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praisethesharp

So, I've worked on this portrait of Adam Driver for over a month. It's acrylic paint on canvas. I've not had the confidence to work a canvas in 10 years. Not one hit on Twitter, not hardly a blip on the radar on Instagram.

I think I'm failing as an artist and as a human being.

Spent the last few months questioning my worth, severely depressed, and wondering if anything good is ever going to happen to me again.

Maybe this is my magnum opus piece? My swan song? Going away present? I can't decide at this point. 🥹😅

Regardless, I present to the internet world an acrylic portrait of Adam Driver on canvas entitled, "Fortunate Son." 🙏

#painting #portrait #starwars

thechoild

This is pure beauty :>

pid-widgin

dommewitchybitch

I can't tell you how rage filled I am right now.

Like FUCK

sensiblereblogifposts

Reblog if you identify as a fucking problem

kyloevents

KYLO WEEK DAY 5 THE FORCE

Wednesday 5th February

Light, dark, so,ething in-between, what are your thoughts on Kylo and the Force?

Any theories on any of the intricacies of the foce?

What about headcanons on him and the Force?

Do share!

thechoild

Pretty sure when he was betrayed by Luke, that kinda made him think that Jedi's were not good so he joined the dark side and became the supreme leader, but then he met Rey, who brought him back to the light in the final hours of his life.

#kylo ren #rey x kylo #reylo #ben solo #star wars #star wars sequel trilogy #sequel trilogy #kylo week

youhaveaguineapigwhere

Everytime this gets a note when its nowhere near christmas I question my sanity just a little bit more

youhaveaguineapigwhere

No, it is July, stop that, stop giving this notes, you guys have lost reblogging privileges

beanthebugboi

I can't believe it's only three days until christmas :D

thechoild

i got this on january 31st😭

tumbler-polls

Spin the wheel and let it randomly assign you a gender identity.

Are you happy with your new identity?

Flawless result, 11/10

Nice 😎

It's fine, I guess

Not ideal, but I can work work with that

Are you fucking kidding me 🫠

I've been hate crimed 💀

Voting ended onFeb 6, 2025

queerfables

When I say I was biting my nails......

drangel76

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo

thatacefrog

TUMBLR SEXYMAN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

sid-punx-deactivated20260602

I WIN OMHG

thatacefrog

I feel like I need to draw myself as a sexyman now

But I don't wanna

dragon-in-a-stew

@yellow-computer-mouse I might be wrong but i got stargender and is that what you are? if so what is it... i have no clue

aangel-biites

THAT'S US !!!

stargender is just feeling like your gender is connected to stars in some way! that's pretty much it, it differs for everyone :)

beanthebugboi

thank the gender gods, that was a close call 🙏

(yeah, I can work with neutrois)

thechoild

Guys I think its watching me...

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gummy-axolotl

something something actions last forever something something

anyway yeah low effort comic sans worm on a string comic be upon ye

please reblog if you like 👍

everythingstarstuff

lost-carcosa

Oh look, it’s campus-police officer Lt. John Pike who pepper-sprayed peaceful protesters at University of California Davis.

And UCD reportedly payed $175,000 for this image to not appear when you search it on google:

ladychurch-deactivated20200811

Darn shame if this circulated…

deedesria543

So you mean to tell me that just by reblogging this I’m ruining an organizations plan, wasting them money, and uncovering some shitbag humans awful behaviour?

T R I P L E K I L L

quasi-normalcy

DEFINITELY don’t Lt. John Pike by the nickname “Sargeant Pepper”; I know he HATES that.

viscerawizard

Well, well, well. You know what you have to do, right? @agentldiddy

agentleem

Oh shit, I dropped my x-mutuals on this post about Sergeant Pepper. Oops :)

@cu-riogach @ferno-does-random-shit @pageofrage612 @profeshinul-wizurd @apprentice-wizard-mr-mary-mack @jhomikle @mayhem-moth @theflowerchild1 @terrencetheshark14 @hnoc-system @1dreana0 @mayhaps-am-mallard @phlo0p @supersoupslut69420 @lukadjo @ashen-the-tiefling @lixorloveslicorice @mersinia @mariheadspace @slimylittlemaggot @localtransmascfrog @detectivewizzard @slymewitch @magical-bear-dubin @number-1-haxorus-fan @hommedebanane @qwertacius-boi @mayhem-moth-2 @willowplantcat @aroace-wizard @radio-to-trenchcoat-demons @the-frog-wizard-leep @asexualmisconduct @earthquakening @durgalmaple @bobbyzombiegg @demigirlboss2girlrotboogaloo @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @insertblogaesthetichere @username-not-registered @redpandalily @cow-stealin-gal @kaithe-enby404 @combustion-witch @felixisfruity @funny-short-man @welcome-to-the-fairground

insertblogaesthetichere

Wouldn’t it be a shame if… my finger slipped on the reblog button

hecateisalesbian

damn better not….tag some famous people

@felixcloud6288 @teaboot

a-royal-sage

Sure would be a shame for…Sergeant pepper to get a lot of coverage

@amongussexgif (/nf)

oldsgie-deactivated20260302

oh noooooo… how could this have happened…

aroace-ominous-threats

Oopsie

fuck-you-ominous-threats

Oh no my finger hit reblog what a shame however will we deal with this

this-threat-is-ominous

I didn’t mean to reblog this /sarcasm

Also @list-of-lists-of-ominous-threats threatsverse assemble

list-of-lists-of-ominous-threats

@the-real-list-of-ominous-threats @the-list-of-real-ominous-threats @the-fake-list-of-ominous-threats @fuck-you-ominous-threats @love-you-ominous-threats @another-list-of-ominous-threats @backup-ominous-threats @priest-of-ominous-threats @theoriginallistofominousthreats @twelfth-list-of-ominous-threats @very-not-ominous-threats @aroace-ominous-threats @atheist-of-ominous-threats @puddles-of-ominous-threats @justsomeominousthreats @nominous-threats @this-threat-is-ominous @notomimousthreats @a-weal-wist-of-ominous-thweats @the-scp-list-of-ominous-threats @completely-unreadable-threats @the-worst-list-of-threats @the-porn-ominous-threat @not-sure-if-im-an-ominous-threat @taerht-suonimo @clickbaitominousthreats @ominous-signs @the-last-ominous-threat

refer to threatsverse discord #polls to be removed from this list

a-weal-wist-of-ominous-thweats

GET DA BISH.

pinterest-real

sic em

@totally-bing

@totally-official-yahoo

@totally-microsoft

@the-true-internet-explorer

@the-tumblur-searchbar

@the-real-google

@subway-offical

@speedway-official-unofficial

@realsafari

@official-fedex

@samsung-music-official

@nasa-real

@yahoo-official

@waffle-house-unofficial

@the-official-apple

@im-pandora-i-promise

@the-tumblur-searchbar

@us-costco-official

@burgerking-official

@yandex-search-fr

@duothelingo

@tim-hortans-official

@definitely-wikipedia

@the-one-and-only-duckduckgo

@firefox-official

@totally-geico

@actually-amazon

@whataburger-unofficial

@definitely-tor-browser-official

@undeniably-chevron

@jack-in-the-box-official

@walmart-the-official

@disney-the-official

@totally-mcdonalds

@asda-real

@totally-real-quotev-promise

@the-real-twitter-bird

@x-official

@real-target

@centers-for-disease-control

@the-real-honda

@bonafide-browser-brave

@totally-germany

@operagxreal

@amazon-officialblog

@the-mcdonalds

@barnes-and-noble-official

@official-the-united-states

@russia-totallyofficial

@forever-scotland

attacl

actual-aspec-military

You know what to do soldiers.

canadian-hellbird

Reeeeeeaal shame I hit that button

reallytimhortons

If I reblogged this, it sure would be a shame, wouldn’t it? Oopsie! My hand slipped!

yeahokayillreblogthat

Yeah okay, I’ll reblog that!

is-a-b3llaaah

@real-british-empire

It’d be a shame… if someone stole this post. From america.

sensoryscorpio

oh it’d be just a downright SHAME if i were to reblog this

average-transfem-robotgirl

> Beep Boop!! [^_^]

> Oh no!! I accidentally tagged a bunch of silly bots!! [>o<]

@robotgirlservos @electro-mechanical @eroticismofthemachinedetector @transhuman-priestess @yet-another-robotgirl @universal-serialbus @improper-maid @objectumconfessional @orthographicviewscannotbetumbled @officialdragonslayr @ashenthorns @failgynoid @fissile-materialism @fivepebbles @finitestateai @wrapmeincables @robot-girl-bites @robotgirlhardware @robotgirltail @ze-zerro @girlmachinezeph @girl-processing-unit @glitchgirlgasm @j4d3d-w0m4n @jadedwoman @lesbiam-robotgurl @computer-kisser @virtualgirladv @battery-included @n0va-pkt @noizepushr @moonwiretherobot @mindless-machinegirl

the-real-nevada

why it’d just be a shame if this were spread further wouldn’t it

zsam-the-xkelepunz

oopsie, misclicked. Tee hee

totally-ironland

Reminder: The guy’s name is Lieutenant John Pike, in case you missed it above

atlas-h0lds-th3-sun-deactivated

Oh no..I dropped my moots here! My bad!

@agathokakolog1cal @s4ge-s4ge-s4ge @6lv3 @nanochittle @alicespacepunk @beanthebugboi @i-ate-the-sun7 @just-some-demigod @jupiterrr33 @0rg4n-b0y

beanthebugboi

Oh damn, it must be contagious, I dropped my moots too :0

@sarkylittlemonster @forest-fairy-wren @majesticallyunmagestic @yellowrabbitfurry @yellow-computer-mouse @birdiebirdjay @psychic-psi @sparklywafflefry @mxmorbidmidnight

(side note, I need to know about whatever beef these five users have)

thechoild

Such a shame my finger hit reblog

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