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nostalgia bait is much less effective when you have memory problems. "hey its that thing from your childhood, don't you love thing from your childhood?" i wouldnt know </3 i forgor.

reblog so i can hopefully draw some of these as a background study

cTommy in Gotham AU but he’s used to chaos so he finds it easy to adjust to the crime rates. Can actually solo Batman and the Robins because he has Minecraft-Logic strength and durability. That, and he was trained by the Blade himself. Living in a rotting apartment building isn’t at all stressful or unusual to him because he lived in a charred dirt hole in L’manburg. Then a detonated tent in Logstedshire. Then a hole in Technoblade’s basement. Functionally illiterate, but he is fluent in Galactic, Piglin Latin, and Spanish. (Due to Mexican Dream.) Scars all over him are a point of interest for the Batfamily because they are very obviously fatal. Arrow through the throat. Sword to the back. Marks visible on his face where the revive book pieced his skull back together after Dream broke it on the obsidian floor of the prison cell. Tommy’s a little disconcerted by how scar-less everyone else seems to be. Though he doesn’t actually get scars or lasting wounds in DC because there isn’t a canon life system enforced on him. Likes Alfred best because he’s got an English accent like him.

*sighs* *opens openoffice doc*

your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

good. i like green beans.

c tommy in gotham?? i am sat.

this one's actually in progress already, with 2 chapters out! a link if you're interested :)

THANK YOU!!!

you may like that male character but i like him in a far more lesbian way than you ever will

The more violence your mutual wants to inflict on the character the more they love them

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