Pukwudgie? More Like Fuckwudgie

everybody say thank you miss katie porter for potentially saving thousands of lives

Grim kept lying on my label-printer cord & unplugging it so she had to be Banished

my animals as such hell-beasts, I can NOT raise something with the physical capacity to kill a man

No one ever tell me anything bad about the person who runs this account.

toxic by britney spears

First look at DC Universe’s SWAMP THING (2019–)

tuesday morning

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

RB IF YOU AGREE

The real villain