Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

Reverse Mulan about a young man who disguises himself as a noblewoman and has to learn how to do passive-agressive politicking at dinner parties.

He does so to dodge the draft

listen i will not hear a word against armand he is perfect he is stunning. it’s all ‘characters these days talk like they’re trying to get a good grade in therapy >:/‘ until you behead your 72-year rebound manipulationship and the shared ex he left you for so you can force his decapitated body to write apology notes by threatening the life of the girl you tricked him into paying to pretend to be his dead daughter who you killed. he even apologized for killing her ok he’s doing the 12 steps it’s called taking accountability it’s called healing

I forget there’s a punchline every time. Absolutely delighted.

Guy Rose (American, 1867-1925), Tamarisk Trees, Southern France. Oil on canvas. 23½ x 28¾ in.