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Wow! In the mid-80s Western Airlines depicted a gay couple going on vacation together!

Oh wait - it’s William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy, and we’re meant to identify them with Kirk and Spock…

Coen: 10-20?

Geralt: 8 or something like that.

Eskel: Okay. And how many did you kill?

Coen: Seven.

Geralt: Nine.

*Jaskier walks into the room*

Eskel: Hey bard, how many people have you slept with?

Jaskier: *stares at him*

Jaskier: *snorts* What kind of question is that? Who keeps count? Why won't you also ask me how many people I stabbed with my dagger? Amusing. *leaves*

Eskel:

Coen:

Geralt:

Lambert: Is he single?

***

Bonus:

Geralt: Back off, Lambert.

Lambert: Fuck no, I call dibs on the very sexy and intimidating bard.

Geralt: You can't do that, I called dibs on him two decades ago-

Lambert: And what did you do with it, Geralt?

Geralt: It's none of your fucking business-

If you are like me and always need to be working on something to keep your anxiety under control, during this quarentine why not helping scientists by looking at pictures of some neat penguins? or even galaxies?  There’s this site call Zooniverse, where you can help on scientific projects by analyzing pictures and data!  Right now my favorite project has returned, called Penguin Watch (where yeah, you get to watch penguins, it’s amazing)

you basically have to analyse photos looking for penguins, their chicks, eggs or even predators and human interaction But there are lots of interesting projects you can help in areas such as biology, physics, history or even art: 

Best Classics for “Yea I’ve never even looked at a classic before” Readers:

Pride and Prejudice

The Great Gatsby

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

The Hobbit

Animal Farm

Best Classics for “I remember doing one in school and it was alright” Readers:

Wuthering Heights

Frankenstein

Grapes of Wraith

Jane Eyre

Catcher in the Rye

Best Classics for “I’ve read a few before and like the challenge” Readers

1984

Lolita

The Outsiders

Moby Dick

Lord of the Flies

Best Classics for “I’m a seasoned vetern when it comes to classics” Readers

The Phantom of the Opera

The Count of Monte Cristo

A Tale of Two Cities

Anna Karena

Don Quixote

Best Classics for “I hate life and want a book to represent that” Readers

Ulysseus

Crime and Punishment

Les Miserables

The Art of War

War and Peace

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IM HOLDING OUT FOR A HIMBO TILL THE END OF THE NIGHT

hes gotta be strong

and hes gotta be fast