we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.
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we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

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I keep thinking of AUs for my Courtesan Shen Yuan fic and one that is haunting me is if he and Binghe did make it to the Cang Qiong trials together, because SY would def end up in QJP (he's already got all that training and he can distract SQQ from picking Binghe) and then Binghe ends up in BZP.
So I'm just imagining a 16 year old SY being like, Binghe I know you're on the martial peak now but please god stop beating people up because they talk shit about me--it is NOT HELPING my reputation that an eleven year old is defending my honor.
Peak Bully: Bet your mom was a whore too!
Shen Yuan, not looking up from his book: Yep. She was super underage when she had me and and is dead now if you needed more material for your next attempt at bugging me.
Peak Bully has a 404 error until bunhe knocks his legs out.
Modern bingyuan tragedy where the washerwoman couldn't afford a camera or getting pictures taken so she has no pictures of binghe as a kid to show shen yuan when binghe brings his boyfriend home 💔💔💔💔
Shen Yuan finds out that they don't have any pictures of each other besides the ones taken on their low-pixel flip phone phone cameras and immediately hires a photographer to take family photos and he gets super flustered when binghes mom insists he join in the pictures because "he's family now too"

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if you don't do anything else today,
Please have a moment of silence for the people who were killed instead of freed when news of emancipation finally reached the furthest corners of the american south.
have another moment for the ledgers, catalogs, and records that were burned and the homes that were destroyed to hide the presence of very much alive and still enslaved people on dozens of plantations and homesteads across the south for decades after emancipation.
and have a third moment for those who were hunted and killed while fleeing the south to find safety across the border, overseas, in the north and to the west.
black people. light a candle, write a note to those who have passed telling them what you have achieved in spite of the racist and intolerant conditions of this world, feel the warmth of the flame under your hand, say a prayer of rememberance if you are religious, place the note under the candle, and then blow it out.
if you have children, sit them down and tell them anything you know about the life of oldest black person you've ever met. it doesn't have to be your own family. tell them what you know about what life was like for us in the days, years, decades after emancipation. if you don't know much, look it up and learn about it together.
This is Juneteenth.
white people CAN interact with this post. share it, spread it.
They wear suits, but they don't even know basic etiquette.
Based on @cowardsexual 's post of a very sleepy phm science team and Grace's teacher instincts
Having been in a good relationship for seven years now, I'm still sometimes amazed just how nice things can be. Like I can show you affection??? And it feels nice to you too?? My presence and touch aren't just tolerated, but enjoyed??? I can look at my sleeping boyfriend and think "wow, it would feel really nice to just cuddle up to him right now" and he will either unconsciously communicate "no thanks" without even waking up, or wrap himself around me tightly enough to let me know that it feels nice to him as well. And also I no longer have the option of wrangling myself free without waking him up in the process.
What a splendid love it is to know that your partner can say "no", and knowing for sure that it means that every wordless "yes" truly means "yes". If you could combine the best of silk and velvet, it would still not feel as lovely to touch as my beloved's skin.
Grace, your friend is an apex predator.
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The people have spoken ! Sha Hualing get two (2) ✌️girlfriends and she brings them at meetings ! With and without the meeting table cuz i couldn't choose oops
Follow-up of that post heehee~
A new demon war is starting...
I wish I had the power to send him back to 1918. I would love to have the power to send him back to 1918.
For additional context: the Spanish flu spread like wildfire amongst American troops at the end of the war and they often brought it home and/or contracted it on their way home. I have come across so many historical burials of WW1 soldiers who died that way. Of the 105 million people living in the U.S., 20 million of them contracted the Spanish flu and it disproportionately killed and permanently disabled young people.
who could have possibly predicted that infectious diseases would spread rapidly in close quarters
kinda love people with highly customized fandom cars. in my local area ive seen cars themed around pikachu, wednesday addams and halrey quinn, (and my roommate swears shes seen a spyro one.) those people are living their fullest life and i cannot deny their passion. if youre gonna drive you might as well be fun about it.
I finally draw a comic for the first time and it's Markiplier making out with Ryan Gosling of all things
Contact established with the Iron Lung.
Is he deadass, question?
I couldn't leave my bf to himself in the sea of Bloodymary. Now I can draw them being gay.

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I firmly believe what ever you’re obsessed with at 11/12 years old becomes a core part of who you are, regardless if you lose interest in it or not. Maybe some of you were lucky and were obsessed with warrior cats or smth, and if you’re real unlucky it was probably twilight.
I love this lil rainbow a lot….. wanted to draw them with my Eridian Grace :] hope dats okie with u @sharkfiinn <3