Tomarry & Drarry Shitposts

Tom, disappointed: sure

Harry, hogging the popcorn: I do, I just love caramelised popcorn more

Ball of blankets: *nods*

Draco: I should never have let you have tea with my mother

Harry: you keep killing people

Harry: it could be, or it could be crookshanks purring on your chest

Harry: maybe it would be rude to ask

Harry, quietly: yeah

Draco, gently guiding him to bed: it really isn't

Harry, vibrating: I have video game boss battle music stuck in my head I feel like I'm gonna lose it

Draco, watching Harry eat a cheese and jam sandwich: I'm being cursed

Harry: don't worry, voldemort will show up any day now so they'll get cancelled

Harry: that makes you a psychopath evem without the murder

Draco: god no, you pour milk before ceral

Harry: and disarming charms that will break your face if you insult me again

Harry, emphasising: looks like we'll have to share!

Harry, casual: sure why not, not like you've tried to kill me before or anything