most iconic things shane madej has said in buzzfeed unsolvedĀ
Ā āyeah, that rings a bell or two, that shakes a tambourine.āĀ
ālet me spin you a yarn, that you shanāt soon forget. Iām being eaten alive by crabs right now.āĀ
āIāM STRAAAANGE, AND OFF-PUTTING !āĀ
āIām disrespectful, but Iām talking to dust and cobwebs.āĀ
āHOW DARE YOU DISPOSE OF MY BODYāĀ
āCops in the 70s were like, oh you just killed someone ? You got 20 bucks ?āĀ
Everything he said on Goatmanās Bridge.Ā
*imitating a man claiming to be D.B Cooper on his deathbed*Ā āI have something to tell youā¦ā¦ Iām the phantom of the skyyyyyyyāĀ
*laying down on a pentagram*Ā āROCK N ROLL, BUCKAROOāĀ
āLook Iām not here as a doctor. I just wanna see some of this crazy shit.āĀ
āYou better watch out or Yankee Jim will give you some taffy. Some folks say they hear him playing a jolly little kazoo tune in the middle of the night.āĀ