dungeons and dragons?

“Thank you for moving your tit an inch.”

“Ah! These dudes were a total buzzkill... more like fuzz kill?”

“Legally, all gnomes are at least 6 feet tall.”

mood lighting in the mouse pocket

“average person meets 30 druids” factoid actually just statistical error. average person meets maybe 1 druid. sacha the druid shapechanger, who has manufactured dozens of fake people, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

it’s always “why did you sacrifice a deer” and “you’re covered in blood” and never “how did the deer sacrifice go” or “what’s going on with artemis”

the gang: emotionally-stunted-token-cishet-with-one-redeeming-quality-and-it’s-not-the-bugle, rodent-burnout-who-buries-the-bodies-instead-of-robbing-them, every-single-nerd-stereotype-rolled-into-one-with-a-hot-pink-sword-and-matching-pants, and gay-heather-chandler-with-a-lot-of-knives