The Epic of Inadequacy

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

There's always a moment of intense cultural whiplash whenever I realize I'm talking to someone who thinks "legal" and "illegal" are meaningful categories and ascribes innate goodness to following the law. It's like meeting a space alien.

my 5 year plan is to get back my joy

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

Was not expecting this many of you to resonate with Millennium Death Plinko

One of these days the horse is gonna come out of pinko with opposable thumbs, and then we're all in trouble.

They're gonna need to grow some digits back after they lost them a few pegs down, so I think we've got some time.