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When your cute stingrays fight over who gets to play with the enrichment.
Behavioural signs of fear, anxiety, and stress (FAS) in birds
A few definitions before we get started:
Fear: Emotional response to a known, present or threatened danger
Anxiety: Reaction to a prospective or imagined danger or uncertainty
Stress: Physiological, behavioural, and emotional reaction to a perceived threat or challenge
Veterinarians and behaviour consultants rank behavioural signs of FAS on a 5-point scale, in which scores of 0 and 5 represent a normally relaxed or severely distressed state, respectively.
FAS Level 0
Comfort behaviour (preening, social interactions)
Relaxed posture (feathers âfluffedâ neutrally)
âSoftâ facial expression (e.g. almond-shaped eyes)
Calm, voluntary interactions with human owners/caregivers
Voluntarily accepts reinforcers (treats, cuddles, etc.) from humans
Calm exploration of surroundings
FAS Level 1
Absence of comfort behaviour (stops preening/eating treats/interacting)
Alert posture (freezing, standing tall)
Beak held slightly open (poultry are more likely to begin to pant or breathe with their mouths open compared to other species)
Eyes wide open
Feathers slicked tight against body, bird appears slimmer
Head darting around to search for an escape route
FAS Level 2
Leaning or walking away from humans (escalation of fear)
Increased respiratory rate
Increased vocalization or alarm-calling
Stress defecation/elimination (will often appear runnier/less formed than normal excrement)
Certain species will pick at their toes, clack their beak, and/or rapidly constrict their pupils (eye-pinning)
FAS Level 3
Flying or running away from humans
Attempting to take off and fly, even if non-flighted or secured to a falconry glove in the case of raptors (a behaviour called âbatingâ)
Birds with clipped wings/have previously had their wings clipped may often crouch and quiver their wings in anticipation of flying to escape
FAS Level 4
Lunging with beak in response to threat
Biting when unable to escape threat
Certain species will roll onto their back as a last resort
Panic vocalization (typically made during restraint, when cornered, or when escape is/perceived to be impossible)
Poultry will hit or beat threatening objects with their wings, or kick and âspurâ with their legs and feet
Raptors will tightly grab threatening objects with their talons (a behaviour called âfootingâ)
FAS Level 5
Sudden, significant feather loss in pigeons
Smaller birds will commonly have seizures
Collapse and cardiac arrest
It is generally recommended that in any training session, if behaviours suggesting that an FAS level of 3 or even 2 is reached, the trainer must stop whatever they are doing, take a moment to reflect on why this is occurring, and try an alternative approach that reduces FAS and respects the animalâs welfare.
âyou are a lawyer and he is a hamsterâ is one of the funniest statements ive ever had the pleasure of reading
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Harry Wilson Watrous - The Chatterers  - 1913
âcrayfishâ is so misleading because theyâre obviously not fish
just call them crawdads and go
smh what is this yankee shit it's crawfish
bro theyâre found all over the world what are you talking about
this crawfather lives in my back yard and he identifies as a daddy not a fish
Anybody whoâs actually interested, hereâs a regional map!
It appears in general throughout the middle states âcrawdadâ and âcrawfishâ are both used fairly commonly, whereas âcrayfishâ is pretty distinctly Yankee talk and the South/east coastal areas pretty heavily lean towards âcrawfishâ, particularly radiating out from Louisiana.
Makes sense to me as someone who lives in north/central Texas and pretty much ONLY heard them ever referred to as âcrawdadâ, yet who when asked what itâs called when you cook up a mess of them and have 30 people over to eat them off newspaper on a table in someoneâs backyard would instantly answer âcrawfish boilâ.
this scene makes me laugh now that I know what dalmatians are like and how funny it is that theyâre presented like the perfect even-tempered well-rounded dog-next-door with all the qualities of a moderate and sensible life partner
Poodles in movies: pampered brats, high-maintenance, mean and snappy
Poodles irl: smart, loyal, athletic, loving
Dalmatians in movies: cool, intelligent, capable
Dalmatians irl: the neuroses of a chihuahua with the musculature of a horse
maybe what Rodger wants in a wife is intense athleticism, strong guarding instincts, and a fearlessness in the face of invaders and thieves... Anita will chase you down and cut you...
Ok but the other dogs here are also WILDLY mischaracterized:
Afghan Hound in Movies: Snooty, artistic animal Afghan hound IRL: Doofus except when there are rabbits then they turn into the roving gangs of murderers from the Mad Max franchise except they donât need internal combustion engines to go NYOOM
Pug in Movies: Adorable idiot Pug IRL: genetically cursed crime against nature and Idiot
Cocker Spaniel in Movies: Gentle sensible family-oriented dogs Cocker Spaniels IRL: Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close: An Animal Breathing In My Face At 3 AM
Labradors/Golden retrievers in movies: Goofy, easygoing dogs with the occasional Secret Talent (TM) Labradors/Golden retrievers IRL: Goofy, easygoing dogs with the occasional Extremely Weird And Very Intense Hyperfixation That Is Only Sometimes A Talent But Is More Likey An Inventive Means Of Small Animal Murder.
ok but the Afghan hound in that movie was just a chill rather slow moving dog (until the twilight bark scene) and belonged to an artist which is VERY on brand
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The Myth of Broken Bones in Silken Windhounds
Every now and then I see some mention of the supposed fragility of the breed. Detractors will say that there have been 40 Silkens with bone breaks. Â For a rare breed with a small population, this certainly seems significant. Â I want to put some context to the numbersÂ
The Parent Club for Silken Windhounds, ISWS, surveyed owners and received reports on approximately 1000 silkens. Â Of these, there were 40 affirmative responses pertaining to broken bones, not just legs, in Silkens. This included being kicked by livestock, hit by cars, stepping in deep holes, pups stepped on in the whelping box, and jumping from high (10ft+) points.Â
I donât want to say these numbers are insignificant. Â For the owner of any of these dogs, 1 broken bone is too many.
Please just understand when someone is speaking up about one of the negatives of the breed being their propensity for bone breaks, that they are exploiting the tragedies of car accidents, livestock attacks, and other such traumatic injuries that are so wildly outside of the scope of a reasonable definition of âfragileâ to make it absurd.

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âIn Bloomâ, from âDaughtersâ, 2017 Ph. Elena Helfrecht
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Fourth: âhoneyâ but like condescendingly
âbitchâ but like endearingly
Rather than sucking Microsoft's dick, I downloaded LibreOffice (free download). I've been using their Word equivalent for a week now and it's fantastic. After the initial 299 MB download to install the suite of office products, you don't need to be connected to the Internet to use the software.