I think you should be able to leave work when you get bored

petition to bring back saying "huzzah!" when something goes your way and "alas." when it doesn't

Me trying to inherit the earth: is somebody gonna match my meek

i love when i'm in the car at night and i look out the window and the moon is following me. it's so romantic. we've been doing this since i was a child

um why would i step out of comfort zone i literally just got so comfy

Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually

I’m fine

I need divine intervention

Kidnapped and experimented on by aliens but I was in the control group so nothing happened

girl are you okay? you’ve been consuming so much media lately that you haven’t allowed yourself to feel one single human emotion for months