+++ The Lady Inquisitor +++

Nevermind the fact that the gaming community surrounding fo76 has developed into the kindest and most wholesome and welcoming I have ever experienced in my entire life.

Nevermind the fact that we all get free Pride icons to use however we want, or that people can run around in whatever gender expression they want.

Nevermind that the game itself has included queer and non-cishet NPC’s and storylines. Or the fact that queerphobic players get banned FOR LIFE.

Nevermind that it’s a VIDEO GAME AND NOT A FUCKING POLITICAL PARTY.

Y'all just:

But fuck it, I guess it’s more important to shit on everyone who likes it and keep worshipping the obscure ideals of the past (-coughs- fallout New Vegas -coughs-), where things like blatant homphobia was main feature in one of the factions, or that grotesque sexism was the feature of another, but who can even remember such minor little details.

Bc there’s surely no way a VIDEO GAME PUBLISHER can possibly think it has any business writing a parody reality where “America’s biggest fears” plays out in the most hilarious and ridiculous ways to show people how absolutely buck wild the “American OBSESSION with a nuclear family (pun definitely intended)” really is, is there? Or that it can simultaneously be FUN to play around in that space? WILD, IKR?!?!

“fallout 76 is not political/fallout 76 is a game and not reality”

so you get to claim that fallout 76, a game that is about a vault tec eugenics project literally rebuilding capitalism and imperialism in America, is progressive representation when it suits your narrative. and that it is wholly divorced from reality when someone points out how it’s full of piece of shit marketing gimmicks. that’s good analysis. you’re arguing in very good faith.

Listen in the past the poor have had to improvise cheap food the rich never wanted as a means to survive. And over the many years of innovation made the food taste good until eventually the rich where like: “Oh hay you actually like that garbage? Why on earth would you like it?” Then they try it, love it, start buying it, and then drive the price up so much it becomes a luxury good.

They do this and its devastating, the food typically never becomes affordable again. It don’t matter how cheap the foo dis to produce, it doesn’t matter if there is almost no meat on the bone or its super difficult to eat and messy. Once the poor discover how to make some bit of cheap food taste good, the rich take it away via driving the price of it up.

THEY DID THIS TO RIBS.

Ribs were garage meat. Just look at them, there is hardly any meat on the bone, you have to eat them by hand usually, and they are messy. They where an undesirable cheap source of junk meat. But the poor being the poor made them taste good. (Because they don’t have much to choose from.) The rich discovered the meals the poor made with them and decided they liked ribs too. People discovered they could sell a few ribs to rich people and make way more money then selling lots of ribs to poor people and the price was driven up.

It was a cheap meat because no rich person looks at the dangly part of the neck of a cow and goes ‘ooh, that looks tasty!’.

But then Food Network started showcasing things like barbecued brisket.  Rich people started showing up at places that weren’t just Rib Crib to get their barbeque.  And the price of brisket went up.  A lot.

I regularly see it for over five dollars a pound in stores now.  And while yeah, that might not seem like a lot when you’re talking only a pound or two of meat, brisket is normally sold in ten to twenty pound sizes.  It’s become completely unaffordable to the people that made it delicious.

Sushi used to be really cheap, too, until it became ‘trendy’.  Guess why you’re now paying twelve dollars for your order of California rolls?  Because rich people discovered something that poor people had been eating for ages.

welcome to cereal bars/cafes

where, in toronto, you paid $10 for a bowl of cereal