Just a Day-Dream Believer

Summoned

My friend and I are discussing various English/UK accents and I just fucking blurted “Australian accents are like if Britain had a Texas” and guys I feel like I’ve cracked the goddamn code

All I can imagine now is an Australian wearing a full Outback outfit riding a kangaroo like a wild horse and yelling ‘G’DAY MATES, YEEE-HAWWW’

^Yes except he’s riding an ostrich or Aragog-sized spider or some shit

Only gay people can read this

i went to the gym today and there was a guy going to TOWN on the punching bags so i asked him “rough night?” and he said “my wife’s on a business trip and i miss her” and if that isnt the most steve rogers thing in the world idk what is

clearance that isn’t under like $15 is an abomination and doesn’t have the right to even call itself clearance

Nature is amazing!!

even if you know exactly how insect wings work, this still looks like fucking magic

this is absolutely one of the best videos on this site

If someone 75 light years away looked at Earth, They’d be watching the second world war.

Let them dance for mantine

Philosophy: Solved

I’ve never laughed so hard