To âLetâs Go Fly a Kiteâ from Mary Poppins:
Letâs go change your dipe
With the cream and some wipes
Letâs go change your dipe
For a clean bottom~
To âJumpinâ Jumpinââ by Destinyâs Child
Baby itâs almost time for bed
But first we gotta clean you up from bottom to head
Itâs time to take a bath with your rubber duck friends
Cause itâs 7:30 and the tub is bubblinâ, bubblinâÂ
To âClint Eastwoodâ by Gorillaz
I ainât active, Iâm feeling lag,Â
I got baby in a bag
Iâm sleepy, but not for long
The future is sawing logsÂ
To âJump In Lineâ by Harry Belafonte
âDo not shake the babyâ
They tell you all the time
âDo not shake the baby
even if she criesâ
You can tickle the feeties
You can poke-a the tummy
You can pinch-a the cheekies
Boop-a the nose
But donât shake the baby
(That last part is usually accompanied by tickling, poking and booping. No shaking happens. It was just said to us a lot at the hospital, and it got stuck in my head.)
To âAll I Do Is Winâ by DJ KahledÂ
All I do I cry, cry, cry
No matter what
Got nipples on my mind
Canât ever give them up
And every time I open up my mouth
My mommy puts the binky in!
And it stays there
And it stays there
In, out, in, out
Cause all I do is
Cry, cry, cry, cry, cry
Put the binky in
Make it stay thereÂ
To âDo You Hear The People Singâ from Les Mis
Do you hear the baby cry
Crying the cry of angry men?Â
That is the anthem of a baby
Whoâll resist nap time again!
When the beating of her fists
Echos the beating of some drums
That is the tantrum ramping up
When the nap time comes
To âHelloâ from Book of MormonÂ
Hello, my name is Mommy
And I would like to share with you
The most amazing boob
 Hello, itâs still me, your mom
The last time that you ate
Was a long long time ago
It has so much awesome milk
You simply wonât believe how much
This boob will change your life
You can eat your fill now
In this nifty boob, itâs free!
No, you donât have to payÂ