To āLetās Go Fly a Kiteā from Mary Poppins:
Letās go change your dipe
With the cream and some wipes
Letās go change your dipe
For a clean bottom~
ToĀ āJumpinā Jumpināā by Destinyās Child
Baby itās almost time for bed
But first we gotta clean you up from bottom to head
Itās time to take a bath with your rubber duck friends
Cause itās 7:30 and the tub is bubblinā, bubblināĀ
ToĀ āClint Eastwoodā by Gorillaz
I aināt active, Iām feeling lag,Ā
I got baby in a bag
Iām sleepy, but not for long
The future is sawing logsĀ
To āJump In Lineā by Harry Belafonte
āDo not shake the babyā
They tell you all the time
āDo not shake the baby
even if she criesā
You can tickle the feeties
You can poke-a the tummy
You can pinch-a the cheekies
Boop-a the nose
But donāt shake the baby
(That last part is usually accompanied by tickling, poking and booping. No shaking happens. It was just said to us a lot at the hospital, and it got stuck in my head.)
To āAll I Do Is Winā by DJ KahledĀ
All I do I cry, cry, cry
No matter what
Got nipples on my mind
Canāt ever give them up
And every time I open up my mouth
My mommy puts the binky in!
And it stays there
And it stays there
In, out, in, out
Cause all I do is
Cry, cry, cry, cry, cry
Put the binky in
Make it stay thereĀ
To āDo You Hear The People Singā from Les Mis
Do you hear the baby cry
Crying the cry of angry men?Ā
That is the anthem of a baby
Whoāll resist nap time again!
When the beating of her fists
Echos the beating of some drums
That is the tantrum ramping up
When the nap time comes
To āHelloā from Book of MormonĀ
Hello, my name is Mommy
And I would like to share with you
The most amazing boob
Ā Hello, itās still me, your mom
The last time that you ate
Was a long long time ago
It has so much awesome milk
You simply wonāt believe how much
This boob will change your life
You can eat your fill now
In this nifty boob, itās free!
No, you donāt have to payĀ