fangirl flailing

"is it possible for a [thing] girl and a [different thing] boy to be in a relationship? 🥺" i'll stop you right there. get a notebook cause i'll only tell you once. men and women are not allowed to date each other

This is making me rly emotional

i WILL be nuzzling my face into you like a cat and really there’s nothing you can do about it

It amuses me to no end that Blackbeard’s introduction tries so hard to make him seem dangerous and mysterious, and the moment Stede wakes up, Ed reveals himself to be just some weird little guy. Flawless. 10/10. Love that for them.

“Blackbeard must think I’m a fool,” lamented to Blackbeard, who is currently making faces at himself in a handmirror

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us

😭😭😭😭

*driving in my smart car* Google glass, show me the nearest e-cig shop! *beeping sound* ugh no! Only show ones that accept Bitcoin!

this was considered an outlandish joke in 2014

OFMD is like such a gay person fantasy like you spend your whole life as some silly little guy who gets mocked at every turn for everything you love and then all of a sudden this really hot person shows up like "YOOO, this shits cool as hell!!" and also they're madly in love with you.