The Arcana Moonlight🌙

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[Full under cut, ft. D/S, roleplay, spanking, and a hint of knife (claw?) play. Minors DNI]

Heartbreaking: Biggest asshole ever hot as hell and impossible to resist…

Ride the Goat. Squeeze them tdds. It's spicy sunday

Full. Fairly in the lemon territory, but no bits drawn.

L3 for that one meme

L3 for that one meme

henlo @boyslushie i am your (easily distracted) secret cupid

i saw “boat ride” and “soft, warm light of a lantern” and immediately thought of that one scene in tangled but with sloppy makeouts

obviously vaguely tryin a cg effect

valentines card generator but its just goats

screenshot or click + drag to find out which stinky goat is your valentine (and how shitty their pickup line is)

some of the individual images under cut

V-DAY MEME DUMP. 

A BIG IF MC was to have a child with him in some way (birth or adoption) I think he’d be jealous at times over said baby, especially I’m the beginning with little remarks. There can be only one that holds MC’s heart… lol )

“Baby is stealing all of my kisses from you.”

“If I cry like that then I’ll get held and fed too? (like cookies) Or is it only for baby? Highly unfair.”

Pouting intensely “But what about me!?”

(What do you think? I’d love to hear what kind of remarks or actions you’d add to this :D )

I think Lucio would have the most intense rivalry with that baby.

The first time MC is out of the room and he’s left alone with it, he sits down in front of it and stares it right in the eyes and says “Okay, listen, so this is how it’s gonna be…”

Cue a very long list of rules that the baby absolutely cannot understand because it’s a literal baby.

The baby would probably just giggle and laugh and make cute baby sounds.

Lucio gets the impression that the baby is not taking this seriously.

This would continue throughout the Reign of the Baby (as Lucio would call it). He views the baby as his mortal enemy, and while he would never do anything to physically hurt it, he constantly glares at it when MC isn’t around and makes small threats.

The baby thinks this is hilarious.

And as previously mentioned in my own headcanons, Lucio is terrible with babies, so if he accidentally makes it cry, MC will find both of them laying on the floor bawling their eyes out.

This is the baby’s most efficient attack.

Arcana Characters (Main 6) x MC

A/N: this one is for @thenolifeprincess! Please let me know if there are any spelling or grammar mistakes :) requests are open!

❤️Julian❤️

The first time you refer to him as your husband in a casual conversation, he’s unfortunately in the middle of taking a sip of his drink

This is nearly the end of your marriage, because he almost dies

He’s coughing and hacking and you’re sitting there, having announced that, yes, this is indeed the man you married

When he finally regains his ability to breathe, he’s crying a little bit, although whether that’s because he’s happy or because he nearly died, you’ll never know

🧡Portia🧡

She’s the kind of woman to announce to everyone that the two of you are married, usually just before she punches someone to defend your honour

She’s very proud to be married to you :)

But when you refer to her as your wife, she immediately starts tearing up and becomes ultra soft for the rest of the day

Lots of kisses are coming your way, because she’s just so gosh darn happy

💛Lucio💛

Every time you refer to him as your husband in conversation, he echoes it louder just in case whoever you’re talking to didn’t catch it the first time

And if they kind of awkwardly glance at him and then try to shake it off and get back to then conversation, he repeats again

And again

And again

Until they finally directly acknowledge what he just said

The first time it happened, it was endearing, but eventually you’ll have to have a talk about it

💚Muriel💚

He doesn’t say anything the first time it happens, but his expression is more than enough to tell you what he’s thinking

He’s grinning wide, but trying to hide his smile behind his hand

The way his eyes crinkle in the corners give him away, though

💙Asra💙

When you first referred to him as your spouse, he responded with a momentary shocked face followed by the biggest toothy smile you’ve ever seen

You know the one where someone juts out their chin a little and almost bares their teeth? That’s the one he’s doing (this is the best kind of smile and I will throw hands over this)

He’s just to proud and happy, so the response literally never stops

He’ll start following it up with a peck to your cheek, though

💜Nadia💜

Since you’re in public, she doesn’t have the biggest reaction, but you can see her smile grow just a little bit wider

On the inside though, she’s squealing in delight

She never knew just how amazing it would feel to have a title that wasn’t related to her power, but was instead related to love