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I have a Stellar’s Jay who visits my bird feeder regularly so thanks for drawing my friend! This is awesome
“bits to use in everyday conversations”
I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.
He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense
Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.
My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.
Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.
He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM
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ddid yo kw o you 're all wufoig awesome and I love you all alote
more LSDDE x Yume Nikki crossover stuff
rarely do i repost things and especially from shittr but this video is shutting down core partsof my mental processing i think
Guys it's bad (batter) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Squigly mii I sadly had to delete today because I needed space for other islanders </3. Kinda sad because she was well made, but I barely interacted with her..
Saving this to add her to my island
Yay! :) Please, please, please, pleasseeee show me your results if you do make her!! I would love to see her in your style. I'm very nosey, lol
By the way do you have any advice on wrangling the face paint tool? I’m not exactly an artist and my previous work with it has mostly looked strange and artificial
Oh! Sorry, my english isn't the best. I admittedly don't really know what wrangling means, but if you're gonna copy it pixel by pixel, I don't think you need any artistic skills for it, really. Just patience and a good eye for how each pixel is placed. I wish I had taken more close ups of it before deleting her, but alas, I didn't really expect anyone to want her. xD
If you wanna wing it yourself; I personally always start with the eye first. I draw it big and then shrink it later down and adjust it properly. The hair comes last. For the hair, I recommend using the smooth tool and the second brush size! For the eyelid, I used the soft brush. I hope this helps a bit.. ^^;
Also, I am glad you like squigly as much as you do. ^.^ it makes me happy that someone wants to adopt my styled mii into their game! She may be highkey double dead in my game now. But she gets to live on in another savefile o7. Makes me wish online sharing was a thing to make things easier... good luck ♡
Thanks a ton! Wrangling was a weird word choice on my end but I’m basically saying getting better control of the tools. Thanks for the brush recommendations and I’ll let you know how it goes!
Squigly mii I sadly had to delete today because I needed space for other islanders </3. Kinda sad because she was well made, but I barely interacted with her..
Saving this to add her to my island
Yay! :) Please, please, please, pleasseeee show me your results if you do make her!! I would love to see her in your style. I'm very nosey, lol
By the way do you have any advice on wrangling the face paint tool? I’m not exactly an artist and my previous work with it has mostly looked strange and artificial
Squigly mii I sadly had to delete today because I needed space for other islanders </3. Kinda sad because she was well made, but I barely interacted with her..
Saving this to add her to my island
Yay! :) Please, please, please, pleasseeee show me your results if you do make her!! I would love to see her in your style. I'm very nosey, lol
Absolutely! Squigly is my daughter (my name is Selene) and I love her very much. I’m going to do my best to do a pixel by pixel recreation because I love how she looks here so much and I have the time and dedication to do it. I’ll reply to this when I’m done!
Step 1: curate an audience of transfeminists
Step 2: slowly become a chainsaw man blog
Step 3: permanently alter the way a generation of tgirls view this story
Squigly mii I sadly had to delete today because I needed space for other islanders </3. Kinda sad because she was well made, but I barely interacted with her..
Saving this to add her to my island

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anytime im playing on a TF2 server and i want to throw it into chaos I ask "which merc do you think would make the best husband?" it doesn't matter if the server is filled with straight men. everyone has a very strong opinion on this.
Your Honor, OP tossed a live grenade in on purpose.
i very clearly yelled grenade while throwing it
Bedman spotted
since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"
some people think this is a shitpost so i want to clarify that i am dead fucking serious. make mage the official gender neutral honorific NOW. i want it on my passport. i want it on my bank account. i want doctors and judges to use it for me. i don't care if it sounds a little silly. people thought "missus" sounded crass at first. call me mg.
benefits of mg:
easy to pronounce, even for children (though kids 4 & younger may pronounce it more like "mayd" or "maygh")
ONE SYLLABLE!!! ("individual" is too goddamn LONG.) you have to be able to say it quickly and casually
ends in a soft vowel sound, so it'll flow right into the next word ("ind" halts the whole sentence)
fits neatly into the existing structure as a relative of master/mistress that can be abbreviated down to an m and one other letter
distinct enough that it can't be mistaken for either gendered term (if you call me mix I'll kill you. it sounds like miss with extra steps)
wizard.
drawbacks:
there aren't any
yes, i know about milligrams and magnesium. i don't give a shit. ms can also mean microsoft. who cares.
I had to find this from somewhere and reblog it again because I work at a high school summer camp and told the kids to call me Mg. Day during our first day programming today.
They went NUTS for it! Not only did they love it, but there was an immediate click in understanding about they/them pronouns *from the entire cohort* that I haven’t experienced in 3 years of programming.
And linking it back to the root words Mister and Missus as OP so wonderfully provided helped establish that using they/them or neopronouns isn’t just playing around or “Miss but different” the way it can be with Mx. I used to try to go by Teacher Day because I was still getting she/her’d all the time but that also came with the problems of the students only being able to see me in the role of Teacher and being intimidated by the educational institution and their grades (I don’t even work for the school I’m external staff I don’t even have WiFi access). And I’d still get she/her’d all the time.
As soon as I introduced Magister they saw that a nonbinary person could be an Adult with a *societal* role outside the binary. It was immediately visible in their ecstatic faces. And I didn’t get misgendered today.
The only downside is I’m gonna have to practice my card tricks because I did promise I could do magic!