L’éternité pour moi ne sera qu’un instant.

This is better than all Black mirrors combined.

these are the only kind of trick shots i want to see. where all the evidence of every previous failed attempt is clearly visible in frame.

whoever is in charge of the Oklahoma department of fish and wildlife's social media is doing a great job in the last year.

No need to unmute, he sounds exactly how you'd expect a man of his disposition to

it is so funny when your cat pretends not to hear you but their ears are cocked in such a way you know they are listening…..stop ignoring me you menace

girl's night

That soft one in the middle, just sleeping on a bed of delicious apples

those apples are probably fermented as hell all these bears are drunk outta their gourds

girl's night

classic scifi novels by men r always like. page 1 here’s a cool scifi idea i had. page 2 i hate women so much it’s unreal

Booty shorts that say this

I may mention that every time I ordered in French. On my last day the owners gave me hugs and kindly told me to never speak in French again

They had your order ready so they wouldn’t have to hear you speak French 🤣

OH, MOTHERFUCKER