this generation is so lazy! get off ur ass and start a war! or ruin the economy or something! how do i send an e-mail! 

My aesthetic: the fact that Dan told us to “knock ourselves out” and write fanfic about him and Phil having hot pokésex under the stars as long as we don’t say his favorite Pokémon is a goldeen.

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I know for a FACT that Severus Snape would be a meninist 

why do people call people lightweights as if it’s a bad thing??? you paid 20 bucks to get drunk I paid 5 sry you’re sad

update: now he’s scootering down the street singing ‘we didn’t start the fire’ while his dad chases him

My year 10 maths teacher showed us a clip of this in class when learning graphs. I’m pretty sure I was the only one who laughed.

I laughed too hard

STOP IT DANIEL