so roll the soundtrack and dim the lights

I just spit out my drink

This is Jeff Goldum erasure

reminding myself to stay busy and beautiful

The backlash Lana faced during her Born to Die era was more extreme and painful than those few minutes Jesus was nailed to the cross

Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

Yes it’s called the mammalian diving response and it’s also why doing face masks and taking a shower is soothing. Our amphibian ancestors used this mechanism to slow down the heartbeat and lower body temperature so as not to waste calories while swimming (which is very calorie intensive). It makes you feel safe because predators are less likely to get you in water than on land. The fish brain is alive and well in all of us.

My amphibian ancestors gave me the instinct to dissociate in the shower for hours on end