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Cory's like "So what did you learn?"

Senei Han was like:

Miss Oni suggested I broadcast some love out for Oregon. I've thought Oregon was Hyper Righteous since the Occupy protests.

Confucianism is the scientific study of religion

My sickness freed them. If I wasn't, me and the rest of them would just be in prison.

Being the boss you all should beat again and again and again is a fitting sentence.

I want you to know that when I say kids, I can't go where I want to go, I can't do the good things I want to do, and I have to say and do what I don't choose

I've had One x-rated day in my LIFE and it's with the grossest girl I've ever had sex with

As far as saying performance goes... I try to talk about the most traumatizing experience in my life in a less traumatizing way and Americans traumatize me about it.

The worst people in the world are going to brag, one day, about how they actually got the molester army out like getting someone out of prison 5 years after they could have been out is an acceptable win, and they're going to go on like they're the best people because they got molesters out 5 years later than they could have.