The Adventurous Hermit

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when moses returned from the mountain with the stone tablets with the 10 commandments and saw the people worshipping the golden calf

when e.e. cummings said “i’ll live my life if it kills me”

when andrea gibson said “i suppose i love this life, in spite of my clenched fist.” & when ellen bass said “to love life, to love it even when you have no stomach for it”

“here’s my series of books written in sparkly gel pen. i call it…glitterature”

Might fuck around and create a fantasy world in my mind to distract myself from the pressures of reality.

There’s a serial killer in your town. Unfortunately for them you are a necromancer and you have fun driving that maniac insane.

Mage council knows already, they’re pissing themselves watching the prick from a crystal ball

on another note, watched The Mummy (1999) the other day and I couldn’t help  feel like the O’Connells and the Addams (Addams Family Values (1993) would get on really well ya know? The O’Connells are basically the pastel adventure version of the Addams, surely they would just be vibin’ over tea and crumpets in an extremely haunted mansion having a ball of a time

Jonathan and Fester and Cousin Itt watch from the bar, where Lurch and Thing are making the drinks.