Bi-Disaster zone

Roy Harper doodle for the greedy Roy fans

Dick: Tim buried on his mother on Christmas Eve so he tends to spend the day with young justice, I think it’s a comfort thing

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But then Jason was (mostly) well behaved so it didn’t feel necessary and then Tim wasn’t technically his kid at first so it would’ve been weird, so by the time any of the post-Tim batkids roll around, Bruce has forgotten about the concept of microchipping his children (and he absolutely does not remember that Dick is chipped)

The problem is that everyone thinks the batkids are microchipped because Bruce always knows exactly where they are (Barbara tracks their devices) and it’s not like Bruce is gonna tell people that his kids aren’t chipped and expose a potential security flaw

So basically all the batkids think they’re microchipped but Dick is the only one who is actually microchipped

I see this coming to a head with one of the kids having to go through regular airport security or something and asking if the microchip will set off the metal detector, and then Bruce will say “none of you are actually microchipped” at the same time that Dick will say “yes, but just tell them you have a pacemaker”

conversation i had abt which characters have dimples led to this :>