like a flower

smee: but capn! there’s a new app! its not exactly the same but it’s very similar!

captain hook: what’s it called?

JKR:

Never shows Dumbledore as explicitly gay as canon

Falsely claimed that Hermione had never been described as white even though she had

Gave Cho Chang, a Chinese character, a name made of two Korean surnames

Took South Asian mythology and cast an East Asian woman to play the character, who is literally a pet snake to wizard hitler and whose hobby is to obey her master

When asked if Charlie is gay, responded ‘no, Dumbledore’s gay’

Made Queenie, a Jewish woman, side with the other wizard hitler

Compared lycanthropy to the HIV/AIDS epidemic and made one werewolf go around biting children

Signed off on Cursed Child. Enough said about that

Made a super side character Jewish in a tweet

Had Dumbledore repeatedly send Harry back to people he knew were abusing him

Rick:

Literally made the series so his son with ADHD and dyslexia could feel represented

Makes a major character in PJO gay and gives him a boyfriend in canon

Addressed abusive and neglectful parents without having people enabling said parents

Wrote a load of main characters that are canonically POC (Hazel, Piper, Frank, Alex, Leo, Grover, Carter, Sadie, Sam, etc.)

Has a relationship between a homeless guy and a mixed-race genderfluid trans girl

Wrote a deaf elf character and a male dwarf who loves fashion

Wrote about internalised homophobia and heternormativity

Has a hijabi Muslim main character

The main characters in Kane Chronicles are mixed race and talk about how people assume that Sadie isn’t related to Carter because she’s white-passing

Apollo is canonically bisexual and is the POV character in ToA

Used his popularity to help publish a book about Hindu folklore written by a Filipina/Indian woman so his fanbase would be able to read an accurate representation of the lore

to writing this

literally no one: 

like every one is in a coma and cannot say or ask anything: